The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-09-30 at 4:26 AM UTC

   #4301
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by stare rape Don't think I'm going to be able to handle 56 more years of this

   
   I can't handle a single second more, but life keeps going on, unfortunately.
2. 2018-09-30 at 5:18 AM UTC

   #4302
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

   Originally posted by RisiR † How old are you planning to get?

   
   Average here is 80 I think, and most of the family I have that didn't kill themselves lived to be around that age
   
   

   Looks like I'm not over Benzo addiction. I did some and already feel so much better.

   
   Yep, I understand that. I thought I was over alcohol and yet here I am sitting next to two six packs of Elysian Space Dust
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3. 2018-09-30 at 5:21 AM UTC

   #4303
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by stare rape Average here is 80 I think, and most of the family I have that didn't kill themselves lived to be around that age
   
   
   
   Yep, I understand that. I thought I was over alcohol and yet here I am sitting next to two six packs of Elysian Space Dust

   
   just sitting next to them, not even molesting them. prognosis: terminal gay
4. 2018-09-30 at 5:24 AM UTC

   #4304
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box just sitting next to them, not even molesting them. prognosis: terminal gay

   
   Waiting for my T-PAIN to kick in first
   
   But how long do I have to live
   
   I'm also pretty sure that was a diagnosis, not a prognosis
5. 2018-09-30 at 5:27 AM UTC

   #4305
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

   Originally posted by stare rape Average here is 80 I think, and most of the family I have that didn't kill themselves lived to be around that age
   
   
   
   Yep, I understand that. I thought I was over alcohol and yet here I am sitting next to two six packs of Elysian Space Dust

   
   On a more positive note though, I've ceased daytime T-PAIN use and will be rapid tapering the night time dose until I run out
6. 2018-09-30 at 5:30 AM UTC

   #4306
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by stare rape Waiting for my T-PAIN to kick in first
   
   But how long do I have to live
   
   I'm also pretty sure that was a diagnosis, not a prognosis

   
   it's all depending on which way you're looking at the time stream I guess
   
   ps: give me all your drugs I'll take care of them
7. 2018-09-30 at 5:33 AM UTC

   #4307
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box it's all depending on which way you're looking at the time stream I guess
   
   ps: give me all your drugs I'll take care of them

   
   All I have at the moment is T-PAIN and phenibut
8. 2018-09-30 at 5:34 AM UTC

   #4308
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by stare rape All I have at the moment is T-PAIN and phenibut

   
   well all I want is everything you have so it works out okay
9. 2018-09-30 at 5:36 AM UTC

   #4309
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box well all I want is everything you have so it works out okay

   
   I promised spoo my first round of unwanted drugs but I'll send you some after that
10. 2018-09-30 at 5:43 AM UTC

    #4310
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by stare rape I promised spoo my first round of unwanted drugs but I'll send you some after that

    
    alright I see how it is. you don't wanna play nice.
11. 2018-09-30 at 5:45 AM UTC

    #4311
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Sorry. A promise is a promise
12. 2018-09-30 at 5:46 AM UTC

    #4312
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by stare rape Sorry. A promise is a promise

    
    lets race
13. 2018-09-30 at 5:47 AM UTC

    #4313
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box lets race

    
    Where to
14. 2018-09-30 at 5:57 AM UTC

    #4314
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by stare rape Where to

    
    jupiter. I need to pick up some xenon
15. 2018-09-30 at 6 AM UTC

    #4315
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box jupiter. I need to pick up some xenon

    
    Alright give me a few minutes to refuel
16. 2018-09-30 at 6:03 AM UTC

    #4316
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by stare rape Alright give me a few minutes to refuel

    
    this missions stops for no one. no delays. hurry your ass up shit is lighting up anytime now.
    
    (someone light a fucking match)
17. 2018-09-30 at 6:04 AM UTC

    #4317
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Alright I'm done
    
    Race starts in 5...
18. 2018-09-30 at 6:04 AM UTC

    #4318
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    4...
19. 2018-09-30 at 6:04 AM UTC

    #4319
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
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20. 2018-09-30 at 6:04 AM UTC

    #4320
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
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