2018-09-30 at 1:04 AM UTC
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2018-09-30 at 3:03 AM UTC
Sevn
Yung Blood
[confab my linked clunch]
Get a flesh light and an unlimited internet plan.
2018-09-30 at 4:40 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
None of my relationships have ever been real.
2018-09-30 at 4:40 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Except for Karen, and that's barely existant.
2018-09-30 at 2:47 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Alright I'll ask what everyone else is too *afraid* to ask: why/what is wrong with u?
2018-09-30 at 3:06 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Post a pic of yourself and I'll tell you why this is the case
2018-09-30 at 5:31 PM UTC
I went 5 years before I ended up with someone from here...
Being along wasn't that bad.
2018-09-30 at 5:39 PM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
The problem being, as you socially isolate yourself further and further, society at large will continue to migrate towards online-dating more and more. Just as they have shunned face to face conversations or even normal phone calls in favor of e-mail or text, dating will ultimately become a search for compatibility on some website promising you your dreams.
So it doesn't get better. It gets worse. Each passing year, it's going to be just a little bit harder to put yourself in a relationship. People socialize less and less (outside of drunken bar antics, which, who wants to pickup their potential partner for life at a bar, drunk as fuck?), and you're getting older and uglier.
Put your phone down. Get off the internet. Spend what last years we have as a society actually mingling with people in a SOBER setting. Meet people. Talk. Face to face. No, not Facetime.
I often wonder what it would be like if I weren't married and found myself single in 2018 with no friends and no social life whatsoever. Where would I begin? How would I start? I am naturally opposed to online-dating, as I am a PURIST who believes the face-to-face, organically created relationship is the key to success. Where would I go? Would I be the aging, WEIRDO in the corner not talking to anyone? Would I turn to an alcoholic beverage almost immediately to calm my nerves? Would I be so hardcore cringe-worthy awkward that no woman in her right mind would dare approach me?
The answer to all of these questions is: YES!
It's hopeless. If you aren't in a relationship in 2018 and you lonnnnnnnnnnnnnng to be in one, you've already lost and you should certainly kill yourself.
2018-09-30 at 5:49 PM UTC
@ Grimace
I wondered that too when I got divorced. I was surprised how easy it was to meet women.
2018-09-30 at 5:58 PM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Originally posted by HTS
…I wasn't desperate, or I would have been trying to find sex/people to date on like Tinder and stuff. I barely touched Tinder though. Clearly wasn't going out of my mind looking for love.
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2018-10-03 at 6:43 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I haven't been in a real relationship since 2005.
She's married now, new last name, and kids too I think.
I have a fleshlight and a case of beer in the fridge.
:(
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