I always check my oil.

2017-07-25 at 7:13 PM UTC

#21

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by hydromorphone OMG, this is every fucking time I have ever doe anything on a vehicle… or every father on Christmas eve trying to put together a bike/swing set/assembly required item. There are chinks in china just laughing away that they didn't include that one bolt/screw/part fitting necessary for it to go together properly. I truly believe this is done on purpose.

we put everything in.

your nigger took it.

2017-07-25 at 8:16 PM UTC

#22

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by hydromorphone OMG, this is every fucking time I have ever doe anything on a vehicle… or every father on Christmas eve trying to put together a bike/swing set/assembly required item. There are chinks in china just laughing away that they didn't include that one bolt/screw/part fitting necessary for it to go together properly. I truly believe this is done on purpose.

well the radiator would've been upwards of $180 to replace but since i got that yung warranty the only thing i spent was too much of my time putting them shits in and taking them out. that one fitting that was missing from the bag was because the guy saw the bag had a hole in it, eyeballed it and assumed they were all there, and taped it shut. fucking guy had a stick up his ass too... when we went back up there after bringing back the shitty one he started copping an attitude with an "ohmigawd what do you want now" look on his face and when we explained that he fucked up he dropped the bitch shit real quick.

Originally posted by benny vader i normally tow my second car along long journeys just to be safe.

i realize youre trying to be funny but all of that stays behind the seat in the cab of my truck or under the hood. a gallon of 50/50, a gallon of water, a bottle of transmission fluid, and a bottle of brake fluid fit just fine on the drivers side of the subwoofer. got a fire extinguisher, a 4way, a small broom thing, and some other misc shit on the passenger side and again there's plenty of room to store more shit. got a funnel under the hood in between some fluid reservoirs with a bottle of power steering fluid inside of it and another bottle of motor oil right next to it. it sounds like alot of stuff to have in your vehicle purely for emergencies, but seeing as it cant get in my or any passenger's way, doesnt take up space since its all behind the seat, and could potentially unfuck a situation there is no reason not to have it. what else am i gonna put back there? its not readily accessible while driving...

maybe the fact i have a set of cables under the seat will trigger you even more xddd

Originally posted by NARCassist sounds like you've had a pretty sweet life dude

at least i missed a day of school

2017-07-25 at 8:24 PM UTC

#23

Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

Originally posted by cerakote at least i missed a day of school

i wish that was even my 2000th worst day ever

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2017-07-25 at 8:32 PM UTC

#24

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by Narc i wish that was even my 2000th worst day ever

are you trying to >imply that my idea of a shitty day is having vehicle troubles? if so, then let me clarify: the issue wasn't that my truck shit the bed and i had to fix something, it was the manner in which the bed was shat in and the time i wasted putting in a part that was supposed to be in working order but was actually broken. i couldve spent that time doing something useful like acquiring wealth or masturbating

2017-07-25 at 8:54 PM UTC

#25

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

but you didn't this time, did you, asshole?

2017-07-26 at 7:44 PM UTC

#26

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by cerakote maybe the fact i have a set of cables under the seat will trigger you even more xddd

u forgot battery acid.

2017-07-26 at 7:47 PM UTC

#27

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by cerakote are you trying to >imply that my idea of a shitty day is having vehicle troubles? if so, then let me clarify: the issue wasn't that my truck shit the bed and i had to fix something, it was the manner in which the bed was shat in and the time i wasted putting in a part that was supposed to be in working order but was actually broken. i couldve spent that time doing something useful like acquiring wealth or masturbating

i mean if that's your version of the worst day ever then i wish i had your life. wow, snowflakes got it on easy street.

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2017-08-31 at 1:16 PM UTC

#28

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

My buddy changed my other buddies oil over here just a couple days ago

I wonder how bad the burn would be if the oil got on you

2017-08-31 at 1:44 PM UTC

#29

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mashlehash My buddy changed my other buddies oil over here just a couple days ago

I wonder how bad the burn would be if the oil got on you

ask Bill Krozby about it he's an expert on that sort of thing...it's not that hot.

slightly salty, from what he claims.

2017-08-31 at 1:46 PM UTC

#30

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

What do you mean slightly salty are you tasting the oil?

2017-08-31 at 2:43 PM UTC

#31

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mashlehash What do you mean slightly salty are you tasting the oil?

I'm not tasting anything

2017-08-31 at 6:17 PM UTC

#32

RestStop Space Nigga

I clicked on this thread thinking there was a long and (enjoyable) creepy pasta/no sleep-esque story about checking your oil and thus I would be so scared I would only have a mechanic do it from now on... I am quite disappointed honestly.

2017-08-31 at 10:28 PM UTC

#33

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by RestStop I clicked on this thread thinking there was a long and (enjoyable) creepy pasta/no sleep-esque story about checking your oil and thus I would be so scared I would only have a mechanic do it from now on… I am quite disappointed honestly.

get used to it

2017-08-31 at 11:38 PM UTC

#34

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

REPEAT AFTER ME : OIL CHANGE IS A jedi MYTH.

2017-08-31 at 11:41 PM UTC

#35

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader REPEAT AFTER ME : OIL CHANGE IS A jedi MYTH.

lol

2017-09-01 at 12:40 AM UTC

#36

MrAsbestos Houston

Originally posted by infinityshock yes. that is why most race tracks require certain things…especially oil enhancements…be secured with a secondary fastening method.

how does that work, special enhancement with a tab to safety wire off of?

2017-09-01 at 12:55 AM UTC

#37

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by RestStop I clicked on this thread thinking there was a long and (enjoyable) creepy pasta/no sleep-esque story about checking your oil and thus I would be so scared I would only have a mechanic do it from now on… I am quite disappointed honestly.

...why would you think that? Are you one of those retards?

;)

2018-09-30 at 3:07 AM UTC

#38

Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

Originally posted by RestStop I am quite disappointed honestly.

This thread can't just be about checking oil right?

2018-09-30 at 4:04 AM UTC

#39

vindicktive vinny Black Hole

Originally posted by Nil This thread can't just be about checking oil right?

it can be anything you want it to be.

2018-09-30 at 5:17 AM UTC

#40

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

I don't even remember making this thread.
LOL

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