Never liked condoms

2018-09-25 at 8:14 PM UTC

#1

GiGA KROZ Houston

No matter what size I get they are always too small and break easily, maybe i've always just wore em wrong but ever since I was 13 I gave up on using them, my pull out game is strong.

When the girl demands I wear one I always end up with a sad looking lump of plastic at the base of the shaft and I just say "Oh sorry, how did that happen??" and act surprised.

2018-09-25 at 8:16 PM UTC

#2

DontTellEm Black Hole

Lol. Pretty sure that's not all ur left with.

2018-09-25 at 9:27 PM UTC

#3

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by jigaboo Bill Krozby No matter what size I get they are always too small and break easily, maybe i've always just wore em wrong but ever since I was 13 I gave up on using them, my pull out game is strong.

When the girl demands I wear one I always end up with a sad looking lump of plastic at the base of the shaft and I just say "Oh sorry, how did that happen??" and act surprised.

youre an idiot.

post nude selfies, faggot

2018-09-29 at 6:43 PM UTC

#4

BummyMofo African Astronaut

Condoms make sex smell like an auto shop or something

2018-09-29 at 6:44 PM UTC

#5

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

Originally posted by BummyMofo Condoms make sex smell like an auto shop or something

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CandyRein

2018-09-29 at 6:50 PM UTC

#6

stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

Are you complaining or bragging, OP?

2018-09-29 at 6:51 PM UTC

#7

DontTellEm Black Hole

LOL SMH wtf

2018-09-29 at 8:04 PM UTC

#8

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by GiGA Bill Krozby No matter what size I get they are always too small and break easily, maybe i've always just wore em wrong but ever since I was 13 I gave up on using them, my pull out game is strong.

When the girl demands I wear one I always end up with a sad looking lump of plastic at the base of the shaft and I just say "Oh sorry, how did that happen??" and act surprised.

your nigger daddy never wore a condom with the whores he jizz-injected either. no wonder you have so many nigger siblings, you dirty nigger-whore nigger spawn. that makes you a double nigger

2018-09-29 at 8:20 PM UTC

#9

Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman

Never heard of a double nigger, ouch!

2018-09-29 at 8:55 PM UTC

#10

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb Never heard of a double nigger, ouch!

2018-09-29 at 9:50 PM UTC

#11

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by GiGA Bill Krozby No matter what size I get they are always too small and break easily, maybe i've always just wore em wrong but ever since I was 13 I gave up on using them, my pull out game is strong.

When the girl demands I wear one I always end up with a sad looking lump of plastic at the base of the shaft and I just say "Oh sorry, how did that happen??" and act surprised.

the night you were conceived:

two niggers double-stuffing your mom