Why are blowjobs cheaper than a pussy fuck?

1. 2018-09-25 at 4:42 AM UTC

   #21
   Sevn Yung Blood [confab my linked clunch]
   Had many many many hookers. I think it’s cheaper because socially and morally it feels different. No clothes come off, your not over them and Not in a power position.
   
   Think of highschool, when a girl sucked a few dicks it was no biggie. To fuck was a much bigger deal. Something about their pussy, when you enter it you take some of their magic(hopefully it doesn’t drip on the passenger seat)
2. 2018-09-25 at 4:45 AM UTC

   #22
   Sevn Yung Blood [confab my linked clunch]
   blowjobs are cheaper and better from hookers. Push down on the back of the skull and laugh as they choke. Much more fun then making awkward eye contact while you fuck them
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3. 2018-09-27 at 12:11 PM UTC

   #23
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Sevn Had many many many hookers. I think it’s cheaper because socially and morally it feels different. No clothes come off, your not over them and Not in a power position.
   
   Think of highschool, when a girl sucked a few dicks it was no biggie. To fuck was a much bigger deal. Something about their pussy, when you enter it you take some of their magic(hopefully it doesn’t drip on the passenger seat)

   
   They don't call it the holiest of holiest for nuttin.
   
   
   
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4. 2018-09-27 at 12:22 PM UTC

   #24
   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
   B JOB? Maybe hookers see it as part of their Job discription?
5. 2018-09-27 at 12:25 PM UTC

   #25
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   You're paying for the smell.
6. 2018-09-27 at 1:14 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Bj’s are easier in a front seat of a car.
   
   Cop rolls up,she can pretend she was napping on your lap.
   
   Pussies can only take so much pounding and a whore controls the slobbing when she’s blowing you.
   
   No preggs
   No cleanup (throats are self cleaning)
7. 2018-09-27 at 1:14 PM UTC

   #27
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sevn Had many many many hookers. I think it’s cheaper because socially and morally it feels different. No clothes come off, your not over them and Not in a power position.
   
   Think of highschool, when a girl sucked a few dicks it was no biggie. To fuck was a much bigger deal. Something about their pussy, when you enter it you take some of their magic(hopefully it doesn’t drip on the passenger seat)

   
   magic pussy.
   
   how eloquent.
   
   no more magic than any other orifice that creates the same response: testicular tsunami.
8. 2018-09-27 at 1:15 PM UTC

   #28
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Archer513 Bj’s are easier in a front seat of a car.
   
   Cop rolls up,she can pretend she was napping on your lap.
   
   Pussies can only take so much pounding and a whore controls the slobbing when she’s blowing you.
   
   No preggs
   No cleanup (throats are self cleaning)

   
   that's what the asshole is for with the added benefit of no teeth.
9. 2018-09-27 at 1:16 PM UTC

   #29
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   *posting in an asshole fixation thread*
10. 2018-09-27 at 3:36 PM UTC

    #30
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL *posting in an asshole fixation thread*

    
    when I get finished, all the kings horses and all the kings men aren't going to fix that asshole again.
11. 2018-09-27 at 4:52 PM UTC

    #31
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock when I get finished, all the kings horses and all the kings men aren't going to fix that asshole again.

    
    why dont you want spectrals asshole ?
    
    is he too old for you ?
12. 2018-09-27 at 4:54 PM UTC

    #32
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Maybe cause you don't have to undress so it's less of an inconvenience?
13. 2018-09-27 at 4:57 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah but you have to put some strange fuck’s nasty dick in your mouth.
14. 2018-09-27 at 5:01 PM UTC

    #34
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Yes and that is unfortunate.
15. 2018-09-27 at 5:08 PM UTC

    #35
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala Yeah but you have to put some strange fuck’s nasty dick in your mouth.

    
    you can brush your teeths and mouth,
    
    but there are no brushes for pussy.
16. 2018-09-27 at 5:22 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock that's what the asshole is for with the added benefit of no teeth.

    
    Only guys with little dicks want the asshole
    
    All that little dick anger wantin to stretch and hurt a bish
17. 2018-09-27 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #37
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Archer513 Only guys with little dicks want the asshole
    
    All that little dick anger wantin to stretch and hurt a bish

    
    bring me your asshole and let's test out that theory.
18. 2018-09-27 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #38
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you can brush your teeths and mouth,
    
    but there are no brushes for pussy.

    
    that's what garden hoses are for.
19. 2018-09-27 at 6:26 PM UTC

    #39
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you can brush your teeths and mouth,
    
    but there are no brushes for pussy.

    
    That's why they have douches.
20. 2018-09-27 at 6:28 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut
    Blow jobs are relatively safe from STDs though, right?