2018-09-24 at 4:35 PM UTC
evenin' bitches
I'm an upstanding member of society, I've never been in any trouble with the law, despite my association with the criminal types that emerge with totse/zoklet, I've always stuck to drugs as my main vice and never gotten caught. I've always been interested in crime/hacking/illegal activites, but thats how most of us are here, from reading the txt files and talking on the forum, brainstorming of ways to beat the system.
I'm friendly, I can provide for you and our future family, and I'm almost fucking 32 which is weird. (But I was told I looked 25 just last week)
I'm sexy, funny, athletic, and have no strong views, except I lean toward the traditional/conservative side of things, so if you've slept with shitloads of dudes, move along turboslut.
I'm around southeaster North Carolina, but could possibly relocate, but probably better you come here since there beaches and shit.
I singlehandedly fought hurricane Florence, and I'd fight any other hurricanes that might try and bring harm upon you.
I'll take applications from the DH crew, but I'd prefer if you were an OG or already familiar with the community.
Thanks, and good luck.
2018-09-24 at 4:36 PM UTC
Oh, heres a bad picture of me from my hurricane thread after having no air or toilet for 7 days, so you can imagine after I've cleaned myself up.
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2018-09-24 at 5:14 PM UTC
Elvis is looking for his sideburns.
2018-09-24 at 7:28 PM UTC
Dh bishes expect a fat 10” beef stick or gtfo
2018-09-26 at 12:34 AM UTC
eBagger, are you really gonna be a provider?
2018-09-26 at 1:05 AM UTC
Mewsik
African Astronaut
[diagonally photosensitise my summation]
He will provide the other half of the bench, give you 1 sock off his not infected right foot and split all his dope with you after he has passed out!! Duh, can’t you tell this OG be given more than any partner could ask for 😍
2018-09-26 at 1:24 AM UTC
How to get tinder sluts;
I send them a simple "Just a small town girl" and when they reply with the lyrics to the song I send a pic of my 12incher and the deal is sealed.
This method works 100% of the time (for me)
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2018-09-26 at 5:39 AM UTC
You’re gonna want to rethink this
2018-09-26 at 5:46 AM UTC
Bitch I don’t know. Why don’t you ask her?
2018-09-26 at 5:47 AM UTC
Lol. She's not posting rn.
