2018-09-12 at 5:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist
Chill guys, was fucking with y'all. Wanted to test if pigs were checking on my ass. Figured if they were and posted that then they would have been at my door in a flash.
They wasn't so it looks good.
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Translation, she died and I buried the body, now I'm covering my tracks.
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2018-09-12 at 6:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist
Chill guys, was fucking with y'all. Wanted to test if pigs were checking on my ass. Figured if they were and posted that then they would have been at my door in a flash.
They wasn't so it looks good.
.
shes dead isnt she.
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2018-09-13 at 6:22 AM UTC
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
[specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
Posting about being paranoid of cops is how you get cops to be paranoid of you being there and they don't want to be with you and you are not sucking them or even if you are depressed about them being in the same lingerie they want to make you feel better about them and they are hebephiles to you elsewhere in the same lingerie category that you have to puff it a few times before you buy them from the same place
2018-09-13 at 6:30 AM UTC
AND . haha its hard to have that acronym as a nickname.
AND was cool. i like AND. and . and . and i I like AND . AND AND too. hahah
NAZIS
fucking nazi@s. and then disney land? the combo pack? that's ttoo much. i like how edgy we are when we're teenagers. life is silly.
2018-09-18 at 1:41 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
You rub your knuckles over the sternum if that doesn't woke them you call 911/ start cpr.
2018-09-19 at 2:27 PM UTC
You slap em with upside the head with today’s newspaper. If it doesn’t work the first time, try it again. If it didn’t work the 2nd time, try it one last time. By the 3rd time and they’re still unconscious, consult a lawyer, then hit em again a 4th time for good luck. If that didn’t work whack em again a 5th time for bad luck. By this time the newspaper might seem a bit unraveling, so, roll it up again and whack em again a 6th time for your troubles. Now if that didn’t work-
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2018-09-19 at 5:03 PM UTC
so narc, did the solution work ?
2018-09-20 at 12:49 AM UTC
That's how George Harrison found out he had lung cancer. A guy broke into his house and stabbed him.
the thing is, it was too far advanced. the man nearly saved his life by stabbing him but did it too late in George's stage of cancer.