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how do i wake up somebody unconcious?

  1. 2018-09-12 at 5:37 PM UTC
    #61
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist Chill guys, was fucking with y'all. Wanted to test if pigs were checking on my ass. Figured if they were and posted that then they would have been at my door in a flash.

    They wasn't so it looks good.



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    Translation, she died and I buried the body, now I'm covering my tracks.
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  2. 2018-09-12 at 5:59 PM UTC
    #62
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Translation, she died and I buried the body, now I'm covering my tracks.

    Ssh man, fucking hell, you fuckin wid a niggas game here boy, Be quiet ffs.
  3. 2018-09-12 at 6:31 PM UTC
    #63
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist Chill guys, was fucking with y'all. Wanted to test if pigs were checking on my ass. Figured if they were and posted that then they would have been at my door in a flash.

    They wasn't so it looks good.



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    shes dead isnt she.
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  4. 2018-09-13 at 4:38 AM UTC
    #64
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by NARCassist Chill guys, was fucking with y'all. Wanted to test if pigs were checking on my ass. Figured if they were and posted that then they would have been at my door in a flash.

    They wasn't so it looks good.

    You fucking tease, you. Had us all hopeful.
  5. 2018-09-13 at 5:38 AM UTC
    #65
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist Chill guys, was fucking with y'all. Wanted to test if pigs were checking on my ass. Figured if they were and posted that then they would have been at my door in a flash.

    They wasn't so it looks good.



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    Black lights and Luminal don't lie.
  6. 2018-09-13 at 5:40 AM UTC
    #66
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny shes dead isnt she.

    It's almost like the time it took for him to come back and this response is the first thing you feel is happening.

    I am more creeped out now than before.

    NARC what's really going on?
  7. 2018-09-13 at 6:22 AM UTC
    #67
    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Posting about being paranoid of cops is how you get cops to be paranoid of you being there and they don't want to be with you and you are not sucking them or even if you are depressed about them being in the same lingerie they want to make you feel better about them and they are hebephiles to you elsewhere in the same lingerie category that you have to puff it a few times before you buy them from the same place
  8. 2018-09-13 at 6:28 AM UTC
    #68
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by HTS Cooking with Zyklon B and Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland were my two favorite edgy usernames.

    :)
  9. 2018-09-13 at 6:30 AM UTC
    #69
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    AND . haha its hard to have that acronym as a nickname.

    AND was cool. i like AND. and . and . and i I like AND . AND AND too. hahah

    NAZIS

    fucking nazi@s. and then disney land? the combo pack? that's ttoo much. i like how edgy we are when we're teenagers. life is silly.
  10. 2018-09-18 at 1:36 PM UTC
    #70
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Posting about being paranoid of cops is how you get cops to be paranoid of you being there and they don't want to be with you and you are not sucking them or even if you are depressed about them being in the same lingerie they want to make you feel better about them and they are hebephiles to you elsewhere in the same lingerie category that you have to puff it a few times before you buy them from the same place

    Cops don't even exist to me as sentient beings. Fuck them I'm done with the lot of them. I refuse to even engage them in any form of conversation what so ever. I can't stop them doing what they do, but I'm fucked if I'm gonna involve myself in their bullcrap.



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  11. 2018-09-18 at 1:41 PM UTC
    #71
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    You rub your knuckles over the sternum if that doesn't woke them you call 911/ start cpr.
  12. 2018-09-18 at 1:43 PM UTC
    #72
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist Cops don't even exist to me as sentient beings. Fuck them I'm done with the lot of them. I refuse to even engage them in any form of conversation what so ever. I can't stop them doing what they do, but I'm fucked if I'm gonna involve myself in their bullcrap.



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    My dad told me on Skype this weekend that the cops in the UK have said they will no longer be "investigating" reports of stolen petrol (from your car, apparently it's a "thing" there)...this was following last years announcement that if you were burgled they would only come out if your home was an even number one week and an odd number the next week.

    My dad is 81 though so...
  13. 2018-09-18 at 1:45 PM UTC
    #73
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My dad told me on Skype this weekend that the cops in the UK have said they will no longer be "investigating" reports of stolen petrol (from your car, apparently it's a "thing" there)…this was following last years announcement that if you were burgled they would only come out if your home was an even number one week and an odd number the next week.

    My dad is 81 though so…

    What about if youre being stabbed? Or have acid thrown in your face? Will they come?
  14. 2018-09-18 at 1:46 PM UTC
    #74
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by tee hee hee What about if youre being stabbed? Or have acid thrown in your face? Will they come?

    I don't think The Daily Mail has reported on that yet...I'm sure when they do I'll get an update from him.

    When my dad dies I'm going to have "he's dead, it was in the newspaper" put on his gravestone.
  15. 2018-09-18 at 1:48 PM UTC
    #75
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    😆
  16. 2018-09-19 at 2:27 PM UTC
    #76
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    You slap em with upside the head with today’s newspaper. If it doesn’t work the first time, try it again. If it didn’t work the 2nd time, try it one last time. By the 3rd time and they’re still unconscious, consult a lawyer, then hit em again a 4th time for good luck. If that didn’t work whack em again a 5th time for bad luck. By this time the newspaper might seem a bit unraveling, so, roll it up again and whack em again a 6th time for your troubles. Now if that didn’t work-
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  17. 2018-09-19 at 5:03 PM UTC
    #77
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    so narc, did the solution work ?
  18. 2018-09-20 at 12:49 AM UTC
    #78
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    That's how George Harrison found out he had lung cancer. A guy broke into his house and stabbed him.

    the thing is, it was too far advanced. the man nearly saved his life by stabbing him but did it too late in George's stage of cancer.
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