I was just shocked by electricity

1. 2018-09-17 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mikeyagain You need to work on your aim, pecker head.. If you had taken some real shit, you'd be down for a few, or dead..

   
   Na. You can take volts as long as you’re insulated or the volts have an easy way to the ground. It knocked me out and froze me for about 6 seconds. I got lucky.
2. 2018-09-17 at 6:32 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   As kids we would throw a ball of yarn over the power lines and then pull the yarn until the wires touched together.
   Good times.
3. 2018-09-17 at 6:42 PM UTC

   #43
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Sparky, is that you?
4. 2018-09-17 at 8:29 PM UTC

   #44
   

   itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
   At my wedding a lightning bolt struck the road and traveled to my son who was holing a metal tent pole barefoot in a thunderstorm to keep the tent from being blown over during a thunderstorm. Knocked him for a loop for sure and scared me to death, we called the ambulance, ended up with all the TV stations there. I should have taken it as a sign from God not to marry the idiot I was.
5. 2018-09-17 at 9:11 PM UTC

   #45
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   I sure hope there wasn't any lasting harm to your son, Ity.
   
   Was that a hillbilly wedding where shoes were optional?
   
   lol
6. 2018-09-17 at 9:24 PM UTC

   #46
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Unplugging my laptop from a socket
   It was a weird sensation
   Like holding a vibrating device in my hand that is simultaneously burning it

   
   next time test for voltage
   
   use your tongue
7. 2018-09-17 at 9:24 PM UTC

   #47
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 500amps or 500ma?….I doubt you'd ever have 500amps on a 240v line, the wire to carry 500amps would be as fat as your arm (if you were were a particularly feeble NIS).

   
   actually...its slightly larger than an inch. i had some lying around but i cant seem to recall where. i think i left it in someones vagina.
   
   completely serious.
8. 2018-09-17 at 9:24 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny since you have a penchant for copy-pasting wikipedia, do you have a wiki copy-pasta to back your claim up ?

   
   there are many, many items that use 220v in a residence
   
   then there are commercial buildings with 400v...
9. 2018-09-17 at 9:24 PM UTC

   #49
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny there isnt such thing as 500A anywhere unless your work9ng in hardcore power station or smelting or a foundry.

   
   false
   
   additionally...i have literally smelted using a normal 110v kitchen stove burner element
10. 2018-09-17 at 9:24 PM UTC

    #50
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by itybit At my wedding a lightning bolt struck the road and traveled to my son who was holing a metal tent pole barefoot in a thunderstorm to keep the tent from being blown over during a thunderstorm. Knocked him for a loop for sure and scared me to death, we called the ambulance, ended up with all the TV stations there. I should have taken it as a sign from God not to marry the idiot I was.

    
    thats called a darwin award
11. 2018-09-17 at 9:39 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by infinityshock false
    
    additionally…i have literally smelted using a normal 110v kitchen stove burner element

    
    That's a different story though, there's transformers in an electric stove. Besides the thing you're heating with is resistance.
12. 2018-09-17 at 9:52 PM UTC

    #52
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie That's a different story though, there's transformers in an electric stove. Besides the thing you're heating with is resistance.

    
    irrelevant to the power consumption.
13. 2018-09-19 at 2:41 AM UTC

    #53
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock there are many, many items that use 220v in a residence
    
    then there are commercial buildings with 400v…

    
    how does that work ? do they like have 2 different types of outlet ?
14. 2018-09-19 at 2:44 AM UTC

    #54
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock there are many, many items that use 220v in a residence
    
    then there are commercial buildings with 400v…

    
    how does that work ? do they like have 2 different types of outlet ?
    
    

    Originally posted by infinityshock false
    
    additionally…i have literally smelted using a normal 110v kitchen stove burner element

    
    smelted what ? butter ?
    
    what i meant was that there isnt 500a of current flowing in around your house unless your living in a factory.
15. 2018-09-19 at 3:39 AM UTC

    #55
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how does that work ? do they like have 2 different types of outlet ?

    
    two?
    
    there are dozens of different types of outlets
16. 2018-09-19 at 3:40 AM UTC

    #56
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny smelted what ? butter ?
    
    what i meant was that there isnt 500a of current flowing in around your house unless your living in a factory.

    
    lead, zinc, and aluminum.
    
    you dont need 500amps to melt metal.
17. 2018-09-19 at 3:54 AM UTC

    #57
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock two?
    
    there are dozens of different types of outlets

    
    in a regular house where regular people live ?
18. 2018-09-19 at 3:57 AM UTC

    #58
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock lead, zinc, and aluminum.

    
    
    those are weak, low energy metals.
    
    
    

    you dont need 500amps to melt metal.

    
    not if your trying to melt loads of tungsten, or carbided version of it.
19. 2018-09-19 at 4:55 AM UTC

    #59
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    A fairly large home uses about 200 amps.
20. 2018-09-19 at 5:09 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL A fairly large home uses about 200 amps.

    
    show me a pic of a canadian domestic houses 200a fuse box that you speak of.