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  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Those are parentheses

    You have the penis of a little boy. That's the only reason you're obsessed with China.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Aleph Null
  3. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    I am drinking ginger ale with a third of the bottle replaced with everclear

    It is simultaneously making me nauseous and not-nauseous at the same time

    Took 24mg loperamide. Have to be at work in five hours. If it doesn't help I don't know what I'm going to do
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would not go to work, but that's just me.
  5. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by RisiR † You have the penis of a little boy. That's the only reason you're obsessed with China.

    You're mad because i speak more languages than you.
  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I speak three languages. I could do without French, though.
  7. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by RisiR † I speak three languages. I could do without French, though.

    the only legitimate language besides English is latin, everything else is for barbarians and barely civilized euro trash or asian dog eaters.

    an especial fuck you to germans and germany
  8. RisiR † 29 Autism
    The Romans thought they were tough, too. Now look at them.
  9. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by RisiR † The Romans thought they were tough, too. Now look at them.

    Rome rules the entire earth, what the fuck are you talking about?

    one day tho...one day...carthage will rise again.
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I speak French which basically means I can understand Spanish. I know a little Arabic and my English is kinda colloquial niggerspeak but I use big words so I appear effortlessly cool
  11. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Sudo I speak French which basically means I can understand Spanish. I know a little Arabic and my English is kinda colloquial niggerspeak but I use big words so I appear effortlessly cool

    french and spanish are just gay versions of latin
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box french and spanish are just gay versions of latin

    So Latin Americans are the linguistic master race?
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Que
  14. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Sudo So Latin Americans are the linguistic master race?

    latin americans are a bunch of barely human dwarfs that were never meant to breed with actual, white humans. they only qualify as people in the loosest sense of the term
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What's your ethnic background? From what white land do you hail from? I bet you anything I'm whiter than you. I say "you ready to rock and roll?" Before I leave anywhere. I drive a smart car and tuck my shorts into my underwear and my shirt into the shorts
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  16. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Sudo What's your ethnic background? From what white land do you hail from? I bet you anything I'm whiter than you. I say "you ready to rock and roll?" Before I leave anywhere. I drive a smart car and tuck my shorts into my underwear and my shirt into the shorts

    I can trace my ancestors back to getting married by the tower of london in the 1600s, founding stock of America and Canada (embarrassing). but c'mon the english aren't really white. they're basically jedis. (im more scottish anyway(even more jedi))
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box I can trace my ancestors back to getting married by the tower of london in the 1600s, founding stock of America and Canada (embarrassing). but c'mon the english aren't really white. they're basically jedis. (im more scottish anyway(even more jedi))

    The jedis tried to turn the Scots off pork which multiplied the sheep population. If you're from a highland clan you had very little interaction with jedis and are God tier white lineage. If you fought on the side of Bonnie prince Charlie you are literally Scottish Sparta.

    I am all these things
  18. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Sudo The jedis tried to turn the Scots off pork which multiplied the sheep population. If you're from a highland clan you had very little interaction with jedis and are God tier white lineage. If you fought on the side of Bonnie prince Charlie you are literally Scottish Sparta.

    I am all these things

    yeah we're probably cousins or something, wouldn't doubt it, probably why I think you're such an asshole. I was talking about judaism more in a sort of spiritual sickness or whatever. ya know the Scottish are the only people that can buy from the dutch and sell to the jedis and still make a profit.

    i have no love for the toxoplasma carrying diseased parasite loving trash cans called pigs. also fuck goats, fucking terrible creatures. would much rather prefer sheep.
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box yeah we're probably cousins or something, wouldn't doubt it, probably why I think you're such an asshole. I was talking about judaism more in a sort of spiritual sickness or whatever. ya know the Scottish are the only people that can buy from the dutch and sell to the jedis and still make a profit.

    i have no love for the toxoplasma carrying diseased parasite loving trash cans called pigs. also fuck goats, fucking terrible creatures. would much rather prefer sheep.

    Aye. I hate pigs too. The Scots almost engineered the Panama canal (originally through Nicaragua I believe) and colonized and pacified the lawless tribes of Afghanistan and Pakistan and central Asia for the white man. Both times outdone and treated as patsys for the British crowns fuck ups. Scots invented economics, the telephone and basically everything good. I bet even golf is better in Scotland and if I were to go I would understand it's appeal on the vastness of the moors. I'm ashamed to admit I have some English blood in me but we were staunchly against the crown. I basically have free man on the land DNA
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  20. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    feeling very gay lately, not sure if it'll go away or whether to do something about it

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