The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-09-16 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #3641
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I laughed way too much at that. Very nice casual delivery.
2. 2018-09-16 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #3642
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Also I learned today in drunk Tinychat with my boyfriend paniel that, there's a little dwarf moon out there named MAKEMAKE. dwarf planet. Moon. Something. I don't really actually a care but it's called MAKEMAKE. thats a good thing.
3. 2018-09-16 at 9:37 PM UTC

   #3643
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by mmQ Also I learned today in drunk Tinychat with my boyfriend paniel that, there's a little dwarf moon out there named MAKEMAKE. dwarf planet. Moon. Something. I don't really actually a care but it's called MAKEMAKE. thats a good thing.

   
   Dwarf planet. IIRC Makemake is a Hawaiian name.
   
   Know what they call our local celestial neighborhood? Like The Milky Way, our local group/cluster? They call it: Laniakea, which means: The unmeasurable heaven, in Hawaiian. Which i find quite beautiful.
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4. 2018-09-16 at 9:39 PM UTC

   #3644
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I wonder how one would describe an unmeasurable heaven. Can you describe things without measure? What's thst even mean😭
5. 2018-09-16 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #3645
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by mmQ I wonder how one would describe an unmeasurable heaven. Can you describe things without measure? What's thst even mean😭

   
   infinate
   
   
   
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6. 2018-09-16 at 11:42 PM UTC

   #3646
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Boundless
7. 2018-09-17 at 12:03 AM UTC

   #3647
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Reality as we know it is like a three-strand cord, entwined, having a vortex-like quality. The past, the present, and the future run together almost seamlessly. Time is a river, pools, currents, depths, forks, waterfalls, ebbs. Infinity is an illusion.
8. 2018-09-17 at 12:07 AM UTC

   #3648
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Bubbles.
9. 2018-09-17 at 1:54 AM UTC

   #3649
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Spectral is like a repertoire of things I would have found interesting about 7 years ago.
   
   thank you spectral
10. 2018-09-17 at 2:21 AM UTC

    #3650
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    - vote for President Brown -
    
    - Brown for President of the United States of America -
11. 2018-09-17 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #3651
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Quantifying heaven just blew my scientific and spiritual load
12. 2018-09-17 at 3:15 AM UTC

    #3652
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo Quantifying heaven just blew my scientific and spiritual load

    
    this was weak
13. 2018-09-17 at 4:12 AM UTC

    #3653
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla this was weak

    
    I really liked that phrase "immeasurable heaven" and started typing while I was talking to someone else then forgot pretty much after realizing the concept of quantifying heaven then looked at my phone at a pause and felt like I should finish a shitpost because it was a good quote and now here I am explaining myself to a fake weed smoking dadfighting logic pussie
14. 2018-09-17 at 5:32 AM UTC

    #3654
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
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    I want to hear a deaf people choir
    
15. 2018-09-17 at 7:54 AM UTC

    #3655
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    The whole point of calling it immeasurable is because niggas need to realize, even though our local group is nothing compared to the size of the Universe, it is so massive it is incomprehensible, if you consider The Milky Way is about 100k lightyears across, and our local group is a bunch of galaxies of massive proportions orbiting their shared center of gravity. Well, how the hell do you visualize the concept of a lightyear. I know what a lightyear is, but the distance of a single lightyear is so vast, my brain simply does not compute. A lightyear is from here to The Oort Cloud. What does that even mean? The influence of the gravity of The Sun, stops at about a lightyear out. The Sun by the way, is fucking gigantic, Earth fits a thousand times in Jupiter, and Jupiter fits about a thousand times in the sun.
    
    And the sun isn't even that special, it's a sligtly larger star than normal, there are way bigger stars than the sun. At the center of the Milky Way lurks a black hole with millions of times the mass of the sun. Andromeda, the nearest galaxy to ours has an even bigger black hole at it's center. And if you will imagine for a second that each galaxy has about a billion stars and there's a bunch of galaxies in our local group you can see that calling this thing The Immeasurable Heaven, is quite appropriate.
    
    And even so, it is only a tiny part of The Universe at large.
16. 2018-09-17 at 7:54 AM UTC

    #3656
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    
    SPACE IS AMAZING, GUYS!!!
    
17. 2018-09-17 at 8:06 AM UTC

    #3657
    

    Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut
    Yeah, it's full of niggas tho
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18. 2018-09-17 at 8:08 AM UTC

    #3658
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Reality as we know it is like a three-strand cord, entwined, having a vortex-like quality. The past, the present, and the future run together almost seamlessly. Time is a river, pools, currents, depths, forks, waterfalls, ebbs. Infinity is an illusion.

    
    can i skim stones on it?
    
    
    
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19. 2018-09-17 at 8:20 AM UTC

    #3659
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Sophie The whole point of calling it immeasurable is because niggas need to realize, even though our local group is nothing compared to the size of the Universe, it is so massive it is incomprehensible, if you consider The Milky Way is about 100k lightyears across, and our local group is a bunch of galaxies of massive proportions orbiting their shared center of gravity. Well, how the hell do you visualize the concept of a lightyear. I know what a lightyear is, but the distance of a single lightyear is so vast, my brain simply does not compute. A lightyear is from here to The Oort Cloud. What does that even mean? The influence of the gravity of The Sun, stops at about a lightyear out. The Sun by the way, is fucking gigantic, Earth fits a thousand times in Jupiter, and Jupiter fits about a thousand times in the sun.
    
    And the sun isn't even that special, it's a sligtly larger star than normal, there are way bigger stars than the sun. At the center of the Milky Way lurks a black hole with millions of times the mass of the sun. Andromeda, the nearest galaxy to ours has an even bigger black hole at it's center. And if you will imagine for a second that each galaxy has about a billion stars and there's a bunch of galaxies in our local group you can see that calling this thing The Immeasurable Heaven, is quite appropriate.
    
    And even so, it is only a tiny part of The Universe at large.

    
    yeah its pretty impossible for us humans to get our head around the concept of infinity. like try and imagine that you could travel thru space at light speed and live forever. then you start travelling, out of our solar system, across the milky way till you come out of it, over the next couple of billion years you pass a few more galaxies, then more and more. after 14 billion years you pass the very last galaxy and head out into open space where there literally is nothing, not a single atom or even any light. you keep going for another 14 billion years and you are still going and going. then another and another, after a while you've traveled a hundred billion years at light speed and you are still just going further and further into the nothingness. a thousand billion years, a million billion years and its still just going on and on. it just keeps going, never ends, ever.
    
    
    
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20. 2018-09-17 at 8:22 AM UTC

    #3660
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    My house got raided lol