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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Why would screams of deaf people be any different from screams of regular people?

    they talk funny tho. i used to know a guy called chris that was deaf and he always said his name as 'dwist'. we used to all refer to him as 'deaf chris', but when we really took the piss we'd refer to him as 'deaf dwist' in a sort of spasticy tone.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by DietPiano I live a few miles from a max security sex offender mental prison/hospital built in early 1900's.

    A lot of the buildings on the campus are dilapidated, and you walk up to them on the walking loop.

    Let's all feel our feelings, feel and feel until we feel more feelings

    my sister spent quite a few years in broadmoor max security, i visited her there loads of times. met ronnie kray and the yorkshire ripper while on visits. well i didn't actually meet the yorkshire ripper, he was the most coldest evil looking fuck you'd ever see, but he would be in the same room on another table many times. he had some seriously evil looking eyes on him.



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  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    What did she do?
  4. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Sophie Turns out making a lolli pop is a lot harder than you'd think.

    c'mon
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    just jump on her belly from a stepladder
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sophie Turns out making a lollipop is a lot harder than you'd think. I did end up with a bunch of caramelized sugar rocks that's effectively candy. So that's something at least.

    And... errr... what exactly are they f...

    Ohhhh... never mind.
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by -SpectraL And… errr… what exactly are they f…

    Ohhhh… never mind.

    Calm down, i was just bored.
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RisiR † What did she do?

    my sister? when she was 18 she was a severe alcoholic and she left home and shacked up with some old weird guy. we didn't realize at the time but she was also severely mentally ill as well, but we put all the weird behavior down to the drinking. anyway this guy she was with was into tarot and ouiji boards and all that shit. one night he decided he wanted to let out his inner demons or some stupid shit, and to do this he had to stab himself six times in the chest while he got my sister to stab him six times in the back as well. so she got arrested for murder and while on remand they figured she was mentally ill so she was sectioned indefinitely to a secure psychiatric facility. the first 10 years she spent at broadmoor, then they moved her on.



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  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist my sister? when she was 18 she was a severe alcoholic and she left home and shacked up with some old weird guy. we didn't realize at the time but she was also severely mentally ill as well, but we put all the weird behavior down to the drinking. anyway this guy she was with was into tarot and ouiji boards and all that shit. one night he decided he wanted to let out his inner demons or some stupid shit, and to do this he had to stab himself six times in the chest while he got my sister to stab him six times in the back as well. so she got arrested for murder and while on remand they figured she was mentally ill so she was sectioned indefinitely to a secure psychiatric facility. the first 10 years she spent at broadmoor, then they moved her on.



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    Damn.
  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Damn.

    yeah



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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love you guys.
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by NARCassist my sister? when she was 18 she was a severe alcoholic and she left home and shacked up with some old weird guy. we didn't realize at the time but she was also severely mentally ill as well, but we put all the weird behavior down to the drinking. anyway this guy she was with was into tarot and ouiji boards and all that shit. one night he decided he wanted to let out his inner demons or some stupid shit, and to do this he had to stab himself six times in the chest while he got my sister to stab him six times in the back as well. so she got arrested for murder and while on remand they figured she was mentally ill so she was sectioned indefinitely to a secure psychiatric facility. the first 10 years she spent at broadmoor, then they moved her on.



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    Damn. When you get sent to Broadmoor you know you dun goofed.
  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    love you too mmQ



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie Damn. When you get sent to Broadmoor you know you dun goofed.

    for sure. she's been locked away for 27 years now. doubt they'll ever release her, she's too far gone now.



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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist love you too mmQ



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    Fag
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    BTW, Tarot is pretty cool. But there's no card that says, "commit assisted suicide".
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Fag

    ginger beer



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  18. The feels don't come out too often

  19. They give you a fuckload of secobarbital in oregon if you want to sepp
    Like, waaaaaay more than it would ever take to kill yourself


    If someone were to be like, "oh yeah, whoopsies I took sum a duh pills and then I Malice 1st attempted (that was too soon), sowwy, guess Ill be keepin the rest of pillsies!!"

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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like 🐢

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