Today i stole a toaster from SuperTarget...

1. 2018-09-15 at 7:47 PM UTC

   #41
   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
   How cute .. Walmart cop posting personal info he saved from 20 years ago cause it makes him feel all bad ass and stuff.
   
   Pathetic
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2. 2018-09-15 at 8:20 PM UTC

   #42
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Mewsik How cute .. Walmart cop posting personal info he saved from 20 years ago cause it makes him feel all bad ass and stuff.
   
   Pathetic

   
   tl/dr
3. 2018-09-15 at 10:11 PM UTC

   #43
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Fuck--I ben lookin' at the same one for weeks.
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4. 2018-09-15 at 10:34 PM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I hear if you get in a bathtub full of water with a plugged in toaster it gives you a nice high.
5. 2018-09-15 at 11:04 PM UTC

   #45
   

   totse3.com Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mmQ Fun fact: a plugged in toaster won't electrify you to death if you drop it on your bathtub full of water with you in it, let alone an unplugged stolen Walmart toaster in a full sized pool.

   
   It might if the outlet isn't grounded.
   
   there is a video of some guy showing that if you place salt in the water (some people do this with bathsalts/meth it up baby) and the solvents have ore and minerals in it that will conduct electricity.
6. 2018-09-16 at 12:08 AM UTC

   #46
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Solstice I hear if you get in a bathtub full of water with a plugged in toaster it gives you a nice high.

   
   Especially if you add in a pound of salt.
7. 2018-09-16 at 2:23 AM UTC

   #47
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Solstice I hear if you get in a bathtub full of water with a plugged in toaster it gives you a nice high.

   
   I'm Almost Fucking There.
8. 2018-09-16 at 3:30 AM UTC

   #48
   

   totse3.com Space Nigga

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Especially if you add in a pound of salt.

   
   I just said that, damn it. Pay the fuck attention Spex
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9. 2018-09-16 at 4:10 AM UTC

   #49
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by totse3.com I just said that, damn it. Pay the fuck attention Spex

   
   I saw it just after pushing the Submit button. I stand corrected.
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10. 2018-09-16 at 4:15 AM UTC

    #50
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I worked loss prevention for a decade. I know alllll the tricks.

    
    the only one loss that you failed to prevent was your pride.
    
    yes ?
11. 2018-09-16 at 4:16 AM UTC

    #51
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    None of u deserve the paper for ur Shit receipts.
    Blah.
    
    Show me the back door.
12. 2018-09-16 at 4:20 AM UTC

    #52
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the only one loss that you failed to prevent was your pride.
    
    yes ?

    
    Get back on your original account, vader. Don't make me have to force you.
13. 2018-09-16 at 4:26 AM UTC

    #53
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Loss prevention is much more than just tackling idiots in the parking lot/chasing them for two miles. We had to regularly train staff and management on how to detect fraud and theft, also had to do full inventories and reports, countless hours in the courtroom, preparing testimony, preserving and documenting evidence, destroying written off merch, ensuring all fire regulations are met, evacuation drills, internal investigations, health and safety, and countless other mundane tasks, such as checking employee garbage pails for unused tape on rolls and providing education on waste management. It's really not it's cracked up to be.
14. 2018-09-16 at 8:28 AM UTC

    #54
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q You're wrongly informed, matt. By Sept. (even in Texas, yes), it's too cold to swim, it's true.
    
    matt, i don't know where you're from, but here in tx we also turn toward autumn weather…

    
    Dhers talk like my grandma's Facebook posts.
15. 2018-09-16 at 8:28 AM UTC

    #55
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Except for Frala, my love.
16. 2018-09-16 at 10:39 AM UTC

    #56
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I saw it just after pushing the Submit button. I stand corrected.

    
    Uhhh. I fucking said way earlier that its not true. Can you both grow up and die?
17. 2018-09-16 at 11:34 AM UTC

    #57
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Mewsik How cute .. Walmart cop posting personal info he saved from 20 years ago cause it makes him feel all bad ass and stuff.
    
    Pathetic

    
    🤣😅
18. 2018-09-16 at 4:38 PM UTC

    #58
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Get back on your original account, vader. Don't make me have to force you.

    
    whos vader ?
    
    ive never even heard of that thing. is it a users name ?
19. 2018-09-16 at 4:43 PM UTC

    #59
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Get back on your original account, vader. Don't make me have to force you.

    
    wait, i just got a pm.
    
    it says 'you couldnt even force yourself out of a pre-soaked paper bag even when your forced to.'
20. 2018-09-16 at 4:58 PM UTC

    #60
    Football and pats Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q You're wrongly informed, matt. By Sept. (even in Texas, yes), it's too cold to swim, it's true.
    
    matt, i don't know where you're from, but here in tx we also turn toward autumn weather…

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by WellHung Then i went swimming in some random apartment complex's outdoor pool.

    
    What hell is a super target 🤷‍♂️ I got super Walmart 🤫
    
    
    Oh yeah because you don’t have a shower or bathroom because you’re homeless so using a the pool is a good move Matt 👍😂😂