2018-09-12 at 5:46 PM UTC
Lol.
Ya. Probably a lot lacking in those days. ☺️
2018-09-12 at 5:50 PM UTC
Have you ever had a real job, Mr. Johnson?
Also, I missed if you ever answered if you have become a U.S. citizen yet.
2018-09-12 at 6:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by DontTellEm
U can always PM me.
*Googles how to heavy breath via text messages
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2018-09-12 at 6:29 PM UTC
Only when u have something to say.
2018-09-12 at 7:17 PM UTC
DH
This is not a topical forum, but is a more seriously focused thread with a serious discussion going on was that was derailed by your gay antics.
Show respect for decent threads.
2018-09-12 at 7:36 PM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Just woke up. Don't think I can sleep any more today. Thinking about playing Minecraft.
2018-09-12 at 7:50 PM UTC
I did the 11-7 night shift for abiut 6 months up at some shifty laundromat on the north part of town, also doubled as a 24 hour tanning salon lol. It was near the main campus and also near some trailer parks so between the haggard folk doing laundry at all hours and the shit canned students coming into tan up until around 2, there were definitely some stories.
Hell the first night I worked there some girl walked up to the counter with this weird look, sort of held her gaze for a few seconds then turned to the side and threw up all over. She looked me again, said sorry and left. The fucking bathroom was literally 15 feet away too. So that was fun having a hue of vomit lingering in the lobby while I cleaned up that little mess.
For some reason girls really liked to piss in the garbage in the tanning booths too, like once they took their clothes off to tan they suddenly had to piss SO BADLY that they couldn't throw their clothes on quick to yes the bathroom, no, they just pissed in the little garbage can in the corner, for guys like me to find when he's changing out the bags.
It good to the point where we had to fasten the garbage up on the wall so they couldn't be reached to actually piss in, especially by a girl, and yet they STILL managed to do it which would involve some serious acrobatics, and far more effort than just using the bathroom down the hall. They fucking got off on that.
Little piss girls.
But anyway I liked the hours. I'd stay up until mid afternoon and sleep til around 9 then just get ready and hang out til work again. My sleep habits have always been sorta peculiar so adjusting to dramatic shifts doesn't take long for me.
Looking back though I'd definitely rather work the hours I do now like 10—8 or 12-8. Let's me sleep in a little and enjoy my favorite hours of 9pm to 3am.
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2018-09-12 at 10:21 PM UTC
I enjoyed working nights as double shifts when I did 3-11 shift because night shift at the nursing home is very inactive even though the night nurses complain about how everything happens during the night, which couldn't be farther from the truth.
Nothing happens at night, which is exactly why they work at night, because they aren't cut out to handle the day shift.
I couldn't sleep for lots of reasons, mostly benzo withdrawal, but after a couple months it got very old. Staying up at night got very difficult for me, and I hated not being able to go outside and do things. Being dead tired at 11am was not my thing, and waking up to pitch black was depressing.
Maybe I could tolerate now that I'm somewhere in PAWS and healing at an irremarkable pace every day, but I don't have a reason for wanting to do that. I would much rather awaken near sunrise, go to sleep near sunset, and be awake during the day.
2018-09-13 at 6:56 AM UTC
totse you ever fucked a tranny?
2018-09-13 at 8:30 AM UTC
What is a reverse transexual, vindicktive vinny?
2018-09-13 at 9:09 AM UTC
man -> woman -> man
or
woman -> man -> woman
or
man -> woman
^ |
| V
woman <- man
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