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  1. #21
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol.

    Ya. Probably a lot lacking in those days. ☺️
  2. #22
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Have you ever had a real job, Mr. Johnson?

    Also, I missed if you ever answered if you have become a U.S. citizen yet.
  3. #23
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When I worked the night shift back in jolly old England it was nice going home on the train/bus at 6am when everyone else was getting on it to go to work. Back in those days they didn't have caller ID either so I spent most of the night fucking around on the phones heavy breathing and calling random folk to tell them "I'm watching you" at 2am etc….good times.

    U can always PM me.
  4. #24
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    PMS is more likely.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by DontTellEm U can always PM me.

    *Googles how to heavy breath via text messages
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  6. #26
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Only when u have something to say.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Only when u have something to say.

    When will you be mine?
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL I feel you inside me brother your pain is mine

    faggot.
  9. #29
    DH

    This is not a topical forum, but is a more seriously focused thread with a serious discussion going on was that was derailed by your gay antics.

    Show respect for decent threads.
  10. #30
    lol am is a faggot
  11. #31
    Originally posted by DietPiano DH

    This is not a topical forum, but is a more seriously focused thread with a serious discussion going on was that was derailed by your gay antics.

    Show respect for decent threads.

    Decent threads indubitably descend into indecently
  12. #32
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Just woke up. Don't think I can sleep any more today. Thinking about playing Minecraft.
  13. #33
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I did the 11-7 night shift for abiut 6 months up at some shifty laundromat on the north part of town, also doubled as a 24 hour tanning salon lol. It was near the main campus and also near some trailer parks so between the haggard folk doing laundry at all hours and the shit canned students coming into tan up until around 2, there were definitely some stories.

    Hell the first night I worked there some girl walked up to the counter with this weird look, sort of held her gaze for a few seconds then turned to the side and threw up all over. She looked me again, said sorry and left. The fucking bathroom was literally 15 feet away too. So that was fun having a hue of vomit lingering in the lobby while I cleaned up that little mess.

    For some reason girls really liked to piss in the garbage in the tanning booths too, like once they took their clothes off to tan they suddenly had to piss SO BADLY that they couldn't throw their clothes on quick to yes the bathroom, no, they just pissed in the little garbage can in the corner, for guys like me to find when he's changing out the bags.

    It good to the point where we had to fasten the garbage up on the wall so they couldn't be reached to actually piss in, especially by a girl, and yet they STILL managed to do it which would involve some serious acrobatics, and far more effort than just using the bathroom down the hall. They fucking got off on that.

    Little piss girls.

    But anyway I liked the hours. I'd stay up until mid afternoon and sleep til around 9 then just get ready and hang out til work again. My sleep habits have always been sorta peculiar so adjusting to dramatic shifts doesn't take long for me.

    Looking back though I'd definitely rather work the hours I do now like 10—8 or 12-8. Let's me sleep in a little and enjoy my favorite hours of 9pm to 3am.
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  14. #34
    Originally posted by mmQ Little piss girls.

    mmmmmmm
  15. #35
    I enjoyed working nights as double shifts when I did 3-11 shift because night shift at the nursing home is very inactive even though the night nurses complain about how everything happens during the night, which couldn't be farther from the truth.

    Nothing happens at night, which is exactly why they work at night, because they aren't cut out to handle the day shift.

    I couldn't sleep for lots of reasons, mostly benzo withdrawal, but after a couple months it got very old. Staying up at night got very difficult for me, and I hated not being able to go outside and do things. Being dead tired at 11am was not my thing, and waking up to pitch black was depressing.

    Maybe I could tolerate now that I'm somewhere in PAWS and healing at an irremarkable pace every day, but I don't have a reason for wanting to do that. I would much rather awaken near sunrise, go to sleep near sunset, and be awake during the day.
  16. #36
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by stare rape Night shift is best shift

    Funniest part is going to a convenience store at 6 am after work to buy a 12 pack, and hearing someone say "bit early for that, isn't it?"

    Are people really retarded enough to think the world just stops every time they go to sleep?

    those were good drinking times after a (byob party) after the nightclubs close down. the nightclub then stays open and you pay the house fee every half hour if you chose to stay and drink

    then you go buy beer at 6am when the stores open up and watch some tv and have breakfast and a beer, fall asleep around 8, get up at 4pm and be at work at 5-6pm and work till 2am or whatever the fuck it was.
    4-2 and then hit the pass-hours "Private party" at your club.

    We would do this nightowl shit in our early 20s for a few years. or until I got bored of partying and everyone else kept it going.

    shit got old. trying to change your hours around was fucked up as well.
  17. #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    totse you ever fucked a tranny?
  18. #38
    Originally posted by mmQ totse you ever fucked a tranny?

    the reverse,

    very frequently.
  19. #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What is a reverse transexual, vindicktive vinny?
  20. #40
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    man -> woman -> man
    or
    woman -> man -> woman
    or

    man -> woman
    ^ |
    | V
    woman <- man
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