how do i wake up somebody unconcious?

1. 2018-09-12 at 12:20 AM UTC

   #41
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

   Originally posted by DietPiano I'm beginning to see the downside of illegal drugs.
   
   
   
   
   Everything I post and have posted on this website, besides this specific post, is in jest, or is otherwise not indicative of my character, or beliefs.
   
   Every story or personal account I write or have written is fiction, including the accounts of ficticious character(s) that may be misunderstood as accounts or records of myself and activities I may have performed. They are not pertinent to me or my character.

   
   I'm for sure remembering why I quit taking stimulants. Almost every time I try to post it turns into a fucking wall of text that has been proofread and edited fifty times
   
   When I finally do submit it, a fucking hour and a half has passed
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2. 2018-09-12 at 12:35 AM UTC

   #42
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I do that sober though
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3. 2018-09-12 at 12:35 AM UTC

   #43
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   i want the carcass.
   
   completely serious.
4. 2018-09-12 at 12:37 AM UTC

   #44
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by stare rape I'm for sure remembering why I quit taking stimulants. Almost every time I try to post it turns into a fucking wall of text that has been proofread and edited fifty times
   
   When I finally do submit it, a fucking hour and a half has passed

   
   😂😂😂
5. 2018-09-12 at 12:43 AM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Mm stimulants.
   
   I took liquid suspended caffeine today
   
   Livin' on the EDGE!!!
6. 2018-09-12 at 12:47 AM UTC

   #46
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

   Originally posted by aldra I do that sober though

   
   Yeah but yours are actually relevant to current events and have a lot of important information most people won't know
   
   The ones I've posted here the last few days were mostly just personal history which I guess isn't AS bad
   
   But three seperate times on other sites I have caught myself spending over an hour typing whole pages about shit nobody has cared about (on a phone ffs) in over a decade and going over them a hundred times.
   
   Then I'll usually end up not even submitting it because I realize the last comment on the page was from 2009
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7. 2018-09-12 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #47
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
   Meh, nothing good can come out of posting about that here
8. 2018-09-12 at 1:41 AM UTC

   #48
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Do a rake
9. 2018-09-12 at 2:04 AM UTC

   #49
   

   totse3.com Space Nigga
   Where u at NARC?
10. 2018-09-12 at 11:14 AM UTC

    #50
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Chill guys, was fucking with y'all. Wanted to test if pigs were checking on my ass. Figured if they were and posted that then they would have been at my door in a flash.
    
    They wasn't so it looks good.
    
    
    
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11. 2018-09-12 at 11:29 AM UTC

    #51
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Damn you Narc,
    Ya had me worried. Butthead!
12. 2018-09-12 at 11:51 AM UTC

    #52
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Kewl
    
    
    
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13. 2018-09-12 at 11:54 AM UTC

    #53
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    👅👅👅
14. 2018-09-12 at 12:20 PM UTC

    #54
    Cooking with Zyklon B Yung Blood
    I guess I shouldn't be as surprised as I am that no one said sternum rub yet.
15. 2018-09-12 at 1:07 PM UTC

    #55
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Cooking with Zyklon B I guess I shouldn't be as surprised as I am that no one said sternum rub yet.

    
    Are you the real cwzb from zoklet, or just another scron alt?
    
    
    
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16. 2018-09-12 at 1:31 PM UTC

    #56
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by NARCassist Are you the real cwzb from zoklet, or just another scron alt?
    
    
    
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    Scron has been asleep, so it's not his alt. It could be someone else's though. 😓
17. 2018-09-12 at 1:41 PM UTC

    #57
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by NARCassist Chill guys, was fucking with y'all. Wanted to test if pigs were checking on my ass. Figured if they were and posted that then they would have been at my door in a flash.
    
    They wasn't so it looks good.

    
    
    
    Look outside your window.
    
    See that plumbing van parked across the street with too many antennae?
    
    Guess who is in it!
18. 2018-09-12 at 3:20 PM UTC

    #58
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by HTS Scron has been asleep, so it's not his alt. It could be someone else's though. 😓

    
    I doubt if its an alt they'd admit it anyway. Would be cool if it was cwzb tho, he was alright on zok, I always liked that username as well.
    
    
    
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19. 2018-09-12 at 3:24 PM UTC

    #59
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by NARCassist I doubt if its an alt they'd admit it anyway. Would be cool if it was cwzb tho, he was alright on zok, I always liked that username as well.
    
    
    
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    Cooking with Zyklon B and Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland were my two favorite edgy usernames.
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20. 2018-09-12 at 3:30 PM UTC

    #60
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Yes cooking with zyklon b was a well thought out un, I'm actually jelly I didn't think of it.
    
    
    
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