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  1. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I've decided you're so edgy you're over the precipice and cease to exist

    I'm not doing this to be edgy. They treat me like shit, man. They treat me like I'm nothing. But I'm NOT nothing.
  2. We are ELECTRIC BEINGS

    and I have decided to have sex with as many girls and wimen I am emotionally compatible with, so I may experience them more deeply, and intimately know my fellow humans. They cannot forget or take that away, which is lovly as it adds, deepens, and enrichens the human experience for me and for them

    yes


    Every day since I quit xanax I have become more and more human, I uncover new layers of myself and my eyesight gets imperceptibly better and my touch and sences are spidery

    as i spiders them

    yes



    Theise words feel

    legalize krek
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    legalize krek
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. This place is run by former meth head ladys

    they didnt tell me but i see it in their teeth and family troubls
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by DietPiano We are ELECTRIC BEINGS

    and I have decided to have sex with as many girls and wimen I am emotionally compatible with, so I may experience them more deeply, and intimately know my fellow humans. They cannot forget or take that away, which is lovly as it adds, deepens, and enrichens the human experience for me and for them

    yes


    Every day since I quit xanax I have become more and more human, I uncover new layers of myself and my eyesight gets imperceptibly better and my touch and sences are spidery

    as i spiders them

    yes



    Theise words feel

    legalize krek

    I read that as "legalize krοz" the first time I read it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Womp womp
  7. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I read that as "legalize krοz" the first time I read it.

    no dont do that
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    DietPiano, I can relate. My touch senses are also very spidery.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My weed smeels like puppy breath.
  10. Take complete control of your body, force your body to do your bidding


    You are viewing and feeling your body doing things, you are not necessarily controlling your body, it just feels as if you may be
  11. Old school runescape is on mobile now i forgot my email so i can't play

    I speent ssooooooooooo much of my life on er


    Looking to find a way to play thr sims 1 or 2 on android
  12. Confusing everyone I am or was close to irl by sending them retarded shit like I do on here without context as is my natural way of communicating


    It's gone over well so far


    I don't have to think for 5 minutes before I hit send i just fukin type and feel good peper
  13. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Old school runescape is on mobile now i forgot my email so i can't play

    I speent ssooooooooooo much of my life on er


    Looking to find a way to play thr sims 1 or 2 on android

    i sold my total level 2149 account for 30$ to buy mr baggie =(
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    The bartender is taking me home tonight.
  15. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery The bartender is taking me home tonight.

    Gay.
  16. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I haven't even taken her on a date yet. We're supposed to go out next week.
  17. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    molest her toes
  18. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla molest her toes

    Lol
  19. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Well, curiosity finally got the best of me and I attempted to IV T-PAIN free acid, as much as I could dissolve in .5cc of water.

    Got nothing but some heartburn and slight burning at injection site.

    I'm actually somewhat thankful it didn't do anything fun, that could've been the start of something bad
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My puppy's breath smells like weed.

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