i think i might have just found a dead body

1. 2018-09-03 at 1:03 PM UTC

   #21
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   This person froze to death and they're not quite unthawed yet.
2. 2018-09-03 at 1:29 PM UTC

   #22
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by aldra doubt they'd stay in that position if they were dead

   
   Yeah I guess if I found myself dead in a really uncomfortable position like that I'm sure I'd make myself more comfortable too.
   
   Lol, how high was risir to not even get that?
   
   
   
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3. 2018-09-03 at 1:41 PM UTC

   #23
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I think you are the high one, bruv. You're the only one here who thinks the dude is dead.
4. 2018-09-03 at 1:52 PM UTC

   #24
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by aldra doubt they'd stay in that position if they were dead

   
   Yeah I guess if I found myself dead in a really uncomfortable position like that I'm sure I'd make myself more comfortable too.
   
   Lol, how high was risir to not even get that?
   
   
   
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   Originally posted by totse3.com Now that you say this.. it's probably just a road .. some typical mountain road. in russia.

   
   Like I said I could turn 360 degrees and there was no road in sight, couldn't even make out any kind of footpath. Try giving people credit for the fact they might know wtf they're talking about, instead of just making wild assumptions all the time and you might not make yourself sound like such a fucking retard all the time.
   
   
   
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5. 2018-09-03 at 1:56 PM UTC

   #25
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by NARCassist Yeah I guess if I found myself dead in a really uncomfortable position like that I'm sure I'd make myself more comfortable too.

   
   no, the guy's pressed himself to the rock, if he were dead or unconscious he likely would've slid down and/or rolled off
6. 2018-09-03 at 2:03 PM UTC

   #26
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Bodies which surface after a snow melt always look lifelike and fresh...
   
   Mount Everest bodies are still up there, frozen it time...
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
7. 2018-09-03 at 2:08 PM UTC

   #27
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by aldra no, the guy's pressed himself to the rock, if he were dead or unconscious he likely would've slid down and/or rolled off

   
   Who knows what's going on, maybe someone slipped and smashed their head on the rock, maybe some joker is trolling.
   
   Either way, not much we can do about it, so fuck it.
   
   
   
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8. 2018-09-03 at 2:33 PM UTC

   #28
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Bodies which surface after a snow melt always look lifelike and fresh…

   
   ...and tasty
9. 2018-09-03 at 2:40 PM UTC

   #29
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by infinityshock …and tasty

   
   Uhhh... maybe with ketchup.
10. 2018-09-03 at 2:47 PM UTC

    #30
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Uhhh… maybe with ketchup.

    
    itd have to be thawed out...but its still edible. way up in those mountains you need all the calories you can get.
11. 2018-09-03 at 2:51 PM UTC

    #31
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    
    lol@ this guy
    
    "I'm going to freeze to death, better do a sexy pose!"
12. 2018-09-03 at 2:56 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    He is obviously scaling the face of that rock.
13. 2018-09-03 at 2:59 PM UTC

    #33
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra lol@ this guy
    
    "I'm going to freeze to death, better do a sexy pose!"

    
    or...thats just how he landed
14. 2018-09-03 at 5:05 PM UTC

    #34
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I like my version better
15. 2018-09-03 at 5:36 PM UTC

    #35
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by aldra lol@ this guy
    
    "I'm going to freeze to death, better do a sexy pose!"

    
    did someone need his boots? even up in the mountains, Niggas be stealing yo shit! Probably Infinity no doubt. but he'd steal more than that.
16. 2018-09-03 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #36
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by infinityshock or…thats just how he landed

    
    I think he was trying to stay awake, his body looks like he's between laying down and kept getting up and finally succumb to the cold and oxygen-deprivation.
    
    

    Originally posted by aldra I like my version better

    
    It's Infinity, So...
17. 2018-09-03 at 5:43 PM UTC

    #37
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Wilhelm Stemmerman
    
    1944 WWII soldier
    
    seems like he's smiling. I don't think he was smiling.
    
    
18. 2018-09-03 at 5:49 PM UTC

    #38
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Ur a smart guy.
19. 2018-09-03 at 6:02 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by totse3.com Wilhelm Stemmerman
    
    1944 WWII soldier
    
    seems like he's smiling. I don't think he was smiling.
    
    

    
    His skin is being pulled that way
20. 2018-09-03 at 6:07 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    To op tho it looks like that person is using their left leg to support themselves. It doesn't look like how a body would fall naturally. Judging by the water it cant be far below freezing either (if its even close) so the body probably wouldn't remain stiff like some hiking corpse do.
    
    Also this isn't a satellite pic. Probably something someone submitted to google for a laff.