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I want a Japanese gf

  1. 2018-08-26 at 12:17 PM UTC
    #41
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cootehill "Why isn't the smartest person in the world in charge?"

    what do you mean

    do you not think the smartest people in this world pull the strings to get what they want out of life

    i'm busy right now but will write more later
  2. 2018-08-26 at 12:18 PM UTC
    #42
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Enterita what do you mean

    do you not think the smartest people in this world pull the strings to get what they want out of life

    i'm busy right now but will write more later

    Please do, I want to hear the jedi take.
  3. 2018-08-26 at 12:39 PM UTC
    #43
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cootehill "Why isn't the smartest person in the world in charge?"

    because the smartest person in the world understands the smartest course of action is to not be in charge.
  4. 2018-08-26 at 12:39 PM UTC
    #44
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enterita do you not think the smartest people in this world pull the strings to get what they want out of life

    that

    and being in charge aint it
  5. 2018-08-26 at 12:58 PM UTC
    #45
    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    Will she glow in the dark?

  6. 2018-08-26 at 1:05 PM UTC
    #46
    Technologist victim of incest
    So she can “luv you long time”?
  7. 2018-08-26 at 4:06 PM UTC
    #47
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Cootehill Asian gfs are very alt-right.

    Muh bitch is quasi brown
  8. 2018-08-26 at 4:12 PM UTC
    #48
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo Puerto Rican

    according to reports by self-admitted hispanics made to me, mexicans are the absolute lowest caste in the hierarchy of spics.

    based on my own observations of mexicans and portapotty-ricans, the portapotty-ricans are exponentially lower on the ladder of verminous species on this planet, making them one rung higher than full-on niggers.
  9. 2018-08-26 at 4:13 PM UTC
    #49
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by infinityshock according to reports by self-admitted hispanics made to me, mexicans are the absolute lowest caste in the hierarchy of spics.

    based on my own observations of mexicans and portapotty-ricans, the portapotty-ricans are exponentially lower on the ladder of verminous species on this planet, making them one rung higher than full-on niggers.

    You are uglier and broker than than the most hurricane fucked Puerto Rican with cholera
  10. 2018-08-26 at 4:36 PM UTC
    #50
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo You are uglier and broker than than the most hurricane fucked Puerto Rican with cholera

    im white.

    /exchange
  11. 2018-08-26 at 4:39 PM UTC
    #51
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Q. How did Sudo know his Puerto Rican girlfriend was on her period?

    A. From the taste of blood on her brother's penis.
  12. 2018-08-26 at 4:39 PM UTC
    #52
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by infinityshock im white.

    /exchange

    You are ugly as fuck and likely work in a call center
  13. 2018-08-26 at 4:46 PM UTC
    #53
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo You are ugly as fuck and likely work in a call center

    youre black

    /exchange
  14. 2018-08-26 at 6:59 PM UTC
    #54
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Cootehill So to sum up the above post:
    1. Repeat what you already said. Bring nothing new to the discussion.
    2. Assert that your argument is superior - in whole part because my source sucks.
    3. Imply that anyone who struggles with pronunciation just hasn't practiced enough or was raised wrong.
    4. Casually admit you can't roll your "R"s.

    Have you considered a lingual frenectomy? It might help you with 4.

    Summary of this post:

    1. I have no evidence in support of my ridiculous hypothesis
    2. Make petty misrepresentative structural complaints that aren't even valid
    3. Continue to ignore evidence (other alveolar sounds in Asian languages) that was brought up again
    4. Pretend like the point about "1 in 10" being an insufficient explanation of native speakers of Asian languages being unable to pronounce some English sounds JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN LOL

    Have you considered not arguing for things one it becomes obvious that you're wrong about them?
  15. 2018-08-26 at 10:09 PM UTC
    #55
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Cootehill Japanese are honorary aryans.

    No such thing.
  16. 2018-08-26 at 10:41 PM UTC
    #56
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by D4NG0 No such thing.

    no...but if i were elected king of the universe, nipponese-es and koreans are the only asiatics i wouldnt cull down to the bare minimum population required to operate the lead smelting plants and deep-pit mines
  17. 2018-08-27 at 2:17 AM UTC
    #57
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Koreans are ugly potato headed people but they fascinate me for their willingness to join cults at "lost middle class white girls gone backpacking with mental health problems" proportions. I think it's how the country was divided for centuries and leadership was based on who could give them the nicest cultural identity. Shamanism is still alive in a top tier earning country, it's very interesting to me. That's just the south, the North is obviously all indoctrinated into the cult of little rocket man
  18. 2018-08-27 at 2:27 AM UTC
    #58
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I want a Japanese gf too. Where do we sign up, Enter?
  19. 2018-08-27 at 2:43 AM UTC
    #59
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -mal- I want a Japanese gf too. Where do we sign up, Enter?

    nipponese are the most racist people on this planet

    mamasan wont ever approve of it
  20. 2018-08-27 at 4:38 AM UTC
    #60
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Asian Americans are the worst thing since jedis
    Untainted Asians however, a the ultimate master race (except for Koreans).
    I would love a JP waifu but she would have to be an otaku and autistic, but then that would mean either she's fat or potentially dangerous.

    /jp/ waifu




    Also wut m8


    >Otaku gf
    >dangerous


    Why lol?
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