I had a girl come and bring me one of those tasty breakfast sandwhiches from sonic that look so alluring (not that i know what that word means) and she kept going on about how she wasn't going to fuck me so i went to sleep while we were watching (the void a movie gaythrax recommended to me) she started waking me up saying she didn't come all the way to buy me breakfast and she wants to have fun so i let her suck my dick and i went back to sleep and she was like "you aren't even going to fuck me?" and i said "right" so she put her clothes on and left, she left her phone inside of my apartment and i started hearing it ring and then a knock at my door, i came back to the door and gave her my phone and slammed the door shut.
6 hours later I was going to my chiro appt and got adjusted pretty well. I noticed my doctor had a ring on and it was a masonic ring and I asked him what kind of ring it is and he said that he's a freemason and gave me the address to the lodge if i ever want to check it out and i felt kind of weird like he was trying to pull the 13th step with me, so he adjusted my back and told him i will see him in a few days.
I went to wally world to go get a brew and a pizza and after I paid i was walking out and the wally world girl asked for my reciept and i was like "my hands are full but i paid for it doll" and just kept walking then a cop walked up to me and was like come here so i did and he was asking for my reciept and i said dude i already paid for this man and he was like wheres the reciept and i told him my hands are full its in my left pocket and he literally put his hand in my left pocket and touched my dick head, i pre cumming like Clydesdale (not that i know what that word means) so he basically touched me cock and got traces of semen on his fingers.
I started walking away from wally and he shouted out to me as i was leaving "you have a nice day sir!"
and i said
"right"
but anyways i bought tickets to go see blue october, anyone else like them?
I thought the girl was going to be there in wally world, buying candle wax to drip on herself or something. Your story's climax is a cop touching Bill Krozby' dick sweat so that's pretty righteous
Originally posted by WellHung
Why didn't you fuck that chick, Bill Krozby? R u gay?
I had my heart broken a few months ago but besides that i would have fucked her but i was too tired to placate her bs, plus she brought condoms and I don't believe in condoms because we are electric beings and rubber is non-conductive so i don't really see the point.
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
6 hours later I was going to my chiro appt and got adjusted pretty well. I noticed my doctor had a ring on and it was a masonic ring and I asked him what kind of ring it is and he said that he's a freemason and gave me the address to the lodge if i ever want to check it out
Originally posted by WellHung
Walmart does not sell beer for consumption on the premises. Your story is total bullshit.
Walmart may not, but in Bend, OR, convenience stores have huge tap lists and tables for drink. I like it there. Been going there a lot for hiking and biking and money.
Originally posted by esbity
Walmart may not, but in Bend, OR, convenience stores have huge tap lists and tables for drink. I like it there. Been going there a lot for hiking and biking and money.
Originally posted by cupocheer
Wal-Mart's beer coolers are at the back of the store, across from the eggs, biscuits, pie shells, and yogurt. (And they are good and cold, too.)
The frozen pizzas are toward the front of the store, to the rear of the produce department.
I didn't get a frozen pizza though so you're not right on this.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
she brought condoms and I don't believe in condoms because we are electric beings and rubber is non-conductive so i don't really see the point.
This is actually the smartest thing you've ever said.
Do electric zoophiles have wet dreams of electric sheep?
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I had a girl come and bring me one of those tasty breakfast sandwhiches from sonic that look so alluring (not that i know what that word means) and she kept going on about how she wasn't going to fuck me so i went to sleep while we were watching (the void a movie gaythrax recommended to me) she started waking me up saying she didn't come all the way to buy me breakfast and she wants to have fun so i let her suck my dick and i went back to sleep and she was like "you aren't even going to fuck me?" and i said "right" so she put her clothes on and left, she left her phone inside of my apartment and i started hearing it ring and then a knock at my door, i came back to the door and gave her my phone and slammed the door shut.
6 hours later I was going to my chiro appt and got adjusted pretty well. I noticed my doctor had a ring on and it was a masonic ring and I asked him what kind of ring it is and he said that he's a freemason and gave me the address to the lodge if i ever want to check it out and i felt kind of weird like he was trying to pull the 13th step with me, so he adjusted my back and told him i will see him in a few days.
I went to wally world to go get a brew and a pizza and after I paid i was walking out and the wally world girl asked for my reciept and i was like "my hands are full but i paid for it doll" and just kept walking then a cop walked up to me and was like come here so i did and he was asking for my reciept and i said dude i already paid for this man and he was like wheres the reciept and i told him my hands are full its in my left pocket and he literally put his hand in my left pocket and touched my dick head, i pre cumming like Clydesdale (not that i know what that word means) so he basically touched me cock and got traces of semen on his fingers.
I started walking away from wally and he shouted out to me as i was leaving "you have a nice day sir!"
and i said
"right"
but anyways i bought tickets to go see blue october, anyone else like them?
