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Are you afraid to die?

  1. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by EllariaSand **Costanza**

    You fucking paranoid imbecile

    Go back to the sanitarium where you belong
    Or at least take your fucking meds lady

    meds

    they have the best kind there. Thorozine. raising Hunter S. Thompson from the dead. we gonna drag you with us. feed you Midol and Thorozine you psycho bitch.
  2. All the world’s a stage,
    And all the men and women merely players;
    They have their exits and their entrances,
    And one man in his time plays many parts,His acts being seven ages.
    At first, the infant, Mewling and puking in the nurse’s arms.
    Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel
    And shining morning face, creeping like snail
    Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
    Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
    Made to his mistress’ eyebrow. Then a soldier,
    Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
    Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,
    Seeking the bubble reputation, Even in the cannon’s mouth.
    And then the justice, In fair round belly with good capon lined,
    With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
    Full of wise saws and modern instances;
    And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
    Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
    With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
    His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
    For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
    Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
    And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
    That ends this strange eventful history,
    Is second childishness and mere oblivion.
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  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com I'm kind of afraid of someone putting gerbils or lightbulbs into my butt as if I was into weird butt things.

    on a serious note.. if I die, I hope an independent checks my cornhole area.. I truly believe I have some object thing placed in there by gub-cia fuckers

    if i find the carcass before the coroner does you can be damned sure you will have something placed there.
  4. Riiiggghhht the CIA put the pickle jar in your butt...
  5. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson All the world’s a stage,

  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho If someone stuffs stuff up my ass when I am dead, does that make me gay?

    lets try it and find out
  7. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson All the world’s a stage,
    And all the men and women merely players;
    They have their exits and their entrances,
    And one man in his time plays many parts,His acts being seven ages.
    At first, the infant, Mewling and puking in the nurse’s arms.
    Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel
    And shining morning face, creeping like snail
    Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
    Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
    Made to his mistress’ eyebrow. Then a soldier,
    Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
    Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,
    Seeking the bubble reputation, Even in the cannon’s mouth.
    And then the justice, In fair round belly with good capon lined,
    With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
    Full of wise saws and modern instances;
    And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
    Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
    With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
    His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
    For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
    Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
    And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
    That ends this strange eventful history,
    Is second childishness and mere oblivion.

    As You Like It

    Act II

    Scene VII
  8. Really? My dad said he wrote it...that son of a bitch...
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  9. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse3.com

    #JeSui
  10. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by EllariaSand #JeSui

    #Paypal
  11. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Wait.. He's a Jesuit? :/
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Living on a lighted stage
    Approaches the unreal
    For those who think and feel
    In touch with some reality, beyond the gilded cage

    Cast in this unlikely role
    Ill-equipped to act
    With insufficient tact
    One must put up barriers to keep oneself intact

    Living in the limelight - the universal dream
    For those who wish to seem
    Those who wish to be, must put aside the alienation
    Get on with the fascination, the real relation , the underlying theme

    Living in a fisheye lens
    Caught in the camera eye
    I have no heart to lie
    I can't pretend a stranger is a long-awaited friend

    All the world's indeed a stage
    And we are merely players
    Performers and portrayers
    Each another's audience, outside the gilded cage
  13. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    no im not afraid to die, i actually was told by a paramedic on my birth day that i "fucking died" and i just walked away like nothing happened.

    theres a lot worse things than death
  14. Originally posted by Bill Krozby no im not afraid to die, i actually was told by a paramedic on my birth day that i "fucking died" a

    Paramedic..that's like the mailman giving advice on Quantum entanglement. If you died, you stay dead...there is no coming back. Your heart stopping doesn't mean you are dead, your brain has to cease functioning to be dead...and once that happens there is no coming back.

    Probably why he's a glorified uber driver (paramedic) and not a doctor.
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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson your brain has to cease functioning to be dead

    this is Bill Krozby you're talking to
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  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    *posting in a Bill Krozby thread*
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