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2018-08-14 at 10:07 PM UTCI'm kind of afraid of someone putting gerbils or lightbulbs into my butt as if I was into weird butt things.
on a serious note.. if I die, I hope an independent checks my cornhole area.. I truly believe I have some object thing placed in there by gub-cia fuckers -
2018-08-14 at 10:10 PM UTCOk
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2018-08-14 at 10:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by EllariaSand Ok
like think about it for a moment.
you're laying their on the slab.. and your spirit be watching over.
and then some lab clowns come in, drunk and start putting things up your butt!
then start taking Xrays and saying in post op whatever.. oh maybe the shock of these being lodge into him aid in his death
And a doctor comes flying through the door and says "ahh we have this new thing.. it can restart someone who's been dead over an hour.. lets try it"
and you're floating above.. and feel you're being pulled back into that body
And you're like.. You know At first I wanted to go back.. but screw that.. where is the tunnel, where is the light
but it pulls you back in. and then the doctor sees the Xrays and you're arguing "those 2 assclowns were making butt play with me, then, dead body"
and he's like "sha.. no I believe it.. no worries, don't worry I wont tell everyone at the next doctor party about this" -
2018-08-14 at 10:18 PM UTCIf I were you I’d be more worried about the tracking chips the gubmint had your dentist put in your teeth when he filled your cavities
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2018-08-14 at 10:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by EllariaSand If I were you I’d be more worried about the tracking chips the gubmint had your dentist put in your teeth when he filled your cavities
I know this too. It's sad, I really wanted to have my partial (fucker was expensive as fuck) but I wodded it up in paper to protect it after I cleaned it.. didn't use it for a while, then got into a verbal fight with my brother over my part of the rent I didn't have, and said "Fuck it I'm moving out" started moving my shit and found it in the drawer and just thought it was a used napkin and tossed it.
a few days later, looking or it.. anyways.. I looked at it on the first day and wondere if I was looking at these sawtooth like support things embedded in it, if it was a wifi like antenna. but I paid lots for it. even with 80 percent by insurance.
why you telling me this? should I just wear dentures now >:[ -
2018-08-14 at 10:37 PM UTCNothing even resembling teeth can be trusted these days my dude
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2018-08-14 at 10:38 PM UTCBTW not the dentist fault. not involved. It might of been the persons who made it. obviously them.. it was sourced out as most dentist don't make partials in their offices.
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2018-08-14 at 10:42 PM UTCEveryone knows the CIA makes partials......the dentists are forced to implant the sensors.....why do you think their suicide rate is so high....
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2018-08-14 at 10:44 PM UTCStop watering down my fluoride!
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2018-08-14 at 10:44 PM UTCI’ll have my people talk to the dentists
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2018-08-14 at 11:33 PM UTCIf someone stuffs stuff up my ass when I am dead, does that make me gay?
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2018-08-14 at 11:37 PM UTC
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2018-08-14 at 11:37 PM UTCIm afraid to leave my sandwich unattended with Fat Girl Sand hanging around.
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2018-08-14 at 11:43 PM UTCI'm creating a character for video-art. Father Thomas O'Toole
There will be no stereotypical pedo theme to him.
more like Church Lady. I should hold Sermon this Sunday.. with true christian spirit placed into theme. Yet, that doesn't mean it's going to be strictly PG. not bad like Cursing Ministry.. that dude is wacked.
I'm not ordained though. then again, it's a character I have to channel into in order to learn how to act properly. you can't make films if you don't learn to act.
Is it considered "soothsaying" if I channel a real minister or priest? -
2018-08-14 at 11:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by totse3.com I'm creating a character for video-art. Father Thomas O'Toole
There will be no stereotypical pedo theme to him.
more like Church Lady. I should hold Sermon this Sunday.. with true christian spirit placed into theme. Yet, that doesn't mean it's going to be strictly PG. not bad like Cursing Ministry.. that dude is wacked.
I'm not ordained though. then again, it's a character I have to channel into in order to learn how to act properly. you can't make films if you don't learn to act.
Is it considered "soothsaying" if I channel a real minister or priest?
Shut up, dweeb. -
2018-08-14 at 11:45 PM UTC
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2018-08-14 at 11:51 PM UTCOk.
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