@ anyone who's ever been pregnant

1. 2018-08-13 at 10:44 PM UTC

   #21
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by stl1 I'm expecting my 2nd grandchild and first granddaughter within the next two weeks.
   
   Maybe I should take a picture with her and replace "The Old Man".
   
   What do you think, DHers?

   
   Congratulations, and nah don’t use that as a profile picture.
2. 2018-08-14 at 3:03 AM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Ok thanks. What about if you were a 19 year old girl who was pregnant and you got molested as a child and a bunch of other weird shit? Would that be understandable to have the "babby obsession" as I addressed in my original post?
3. 2018-08-14 at 7:46 PM UTC

   #23
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker

   Originally posted by mmQ Ok thanks. What about if you were a 19 year old girl who was pregnant and you got molested as a child and a bunch of other weird shit? Would that be understandable to have the "babby obsession" as I addressed in my original post?

   
   Girls who have been legitmately molested almost always have major issues regardless. Teen pregnancy would likely just compound those issues, so yes, 'baby obsession' could happen.
4. 2018-08-14 at 7:51 PM UTC

   #24
   

   totse3.com Space Nigga
   Don't have any compassion for women who may carry the next great mind of the century into the world.
   
   of course its probably 10x to carry the next Mark Chapman :(
   
   who needs musicians anyways, they're all hippies.
5. 2018-08-14 at 7:53 PM UTC

   #25
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Op you're just jelly bc there's no male equivalent...to get attention!...gifts!..food! Etc. Nanananananananannanaa!!!
6. 2018-08-14 at 7:58 PM UTC

   #26
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Op you're just jelly bc there's no male equivalent…to get attention!…gifts!..food! Etc. Nanananananananannanaa!!!

   
   Shitting out kids isn't an attention-worthy major accomplishment. It's your role in society. Imagine if men were celebrated for getting jobs the way women are for having kids.
7. 2018-08-14 at 8:23 PM UTC

   #27
   

   totse3.com Space Nigga

   Originally posted by D4NG0 Shitting out kids isn't an attention-worthy major accomplishment. It's your role in society. Imagine if men were celebrated for getting jobs the way women are for having kids.

   
   could that be a thing? :hmmmph: <--- gey.. did it wrong
8. 2018-08-14 at 8:45 PM UTC

   #28
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   ...^And thats exactly why hes so jelly and salty!!
9. 2018-08-14 at 9:16 PM UTC

   #29
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by EllariaSand Of the baby 😲

   
   of granny
10. 2018-08-14 at 9:18 PM UTC

    #30
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Op you're just jelly bc there's no male equivalent…to get attention!…gifts!..food! Etc. Nanananananananannanaa!!!

    
    Heh.
    
    No.
11. 2018-08-15 at 2:41 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I’m pregnant right now. With your baby. Surprise. I’m having 12 baby showers and you’re coming to all of them and you get to taste baby food while blindfolded and guess which flavor it is. Haha it’s going to be so spectacular. Pin the diaper on the baby.
    
    
12. 2018-08-15 at 2:48 AM UTC

    #32
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala I’m pregnant right now. With your baby. Surprise. I’m having 12 baby showers and you’re coming to all of them and you get to taste baby food while blindfolded and guess which flavor it is. Haha it’s going to be so spectacular. Pin the diaper on the baby.
    
    

    
    breast milk is baby food
13. 2018-08-15 at 2:50 AM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Way to ruin that secret smh.
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14. 2018-08-15 at 4:52 AM UTC

    #34
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    When I was pregnant I had raving baby fever. I went out and bought the first 6 months of clothes and stocked on diapers. Didn't have a baby shower fot my first one but I did for my second and it was amazing! Highly recommended if you're expecting.
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15. 2018-08-15 at 2:25 PM UTC

    #35
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by mmQ Heh.
    
    No.

    
    Yes. It's official: u r jelly.
    
    mmq wants to be a girl.
    mmq wants to have a womb.
    mmq wants to grow a baby in his belly so he can complain about his swollen achy feet.
    mmq wants to eat pickles & ice cream.
    
    Everybody knows your deepest desires now.
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