To All the Weak Fags Who Couldn't Cut It in the End

1. 2018-08-06 at 9:53 PM UTC

   #61
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Had to kidnap Lanny's grandmother just to get it through.

   
   and that ridiculous pet racoon that he wears on his head.
2. 2018-08-06 at 10:24 PM UTC

   #62
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by infinityshock and that ridiculous pet racoon that he wears on his head.

   
   Lan "Davy Crockett" Rogers.
   
   
3. 2018-08-14 at 12:26 PM UTC

   #63
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Spehctral, how does it feel to not get laid for 20+ yeahrs?
4. 2018-08-14 at 3:04 PM UTC

   #64
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Spehctral, how does it feel to not get laid for 20+ yeahrs?

   
   I never announce bodily functions online. Sorry.
5. 2018-08-14 at 3:22 PM UTC

   #65
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   Spectral just pm'd me that he took a shit five minutes ago.
6. 2018-08-15 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #66
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I've never bought a car and I never will. Cars are how the government keeps tabs on you, through the Department of Motor Vehicles records.

   
   It's easier for them to do that through your phone.
7. 2018-08-16 at 12:47 AM UTC

   #67
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's easier for them to do that through your phone.

   
   I've never owned a cell phone and never will. I'm hardcore anti-Big Brother.
8. 2018-08-16 at 12:57 AM UTC

   #68
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Just get a little brother cell phone.
9. 2018-08-16 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #69
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   In my world, there would be no government. No law enforcement at all. A man would stake out his own ground, and if a danger came, it would be dealt with at the end of two .45 Colts, and with wits, and raw courage.
10. 2018-08-16 at 11:50 AM UTC

    #70
    

    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's easier for them to do that through your phone.

    
    No wonder you hang out on a dating website trying to get pussy.
11. 2018-08-16 at 12:51 PM UTC

    #71
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL In my world, there would be no government. No law enforcement at all. A man would stake out his own ground, and if a danger came, it would be dealt with at the end of two .45 Colts, and with wits, and raw courage.

    
    You wouldn't last a week in that world. See what would happen is 3 people would cooperate and take your shit.
12. 2018-08-16 at 1:05 PM UTC

    #72
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL In my world, there would be no government. No law enforcement at all. A man would stake out his own ground, and if a danger came, it would be dealt with at the end of two .45 Colts, and with wits, and raw courage.

    
    What if they have a .50 cal BMG and are positioned on a hill 1/4 mile away watching your compound though an 8x scope?
13. 2018-08-16 at 1:08 PM UTC

    #73
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What if they have a .50 cal BMG and are positioned on a hill 1/4 mile away watching your compound though an 8x scope?

    
    I could also be watching the hillside through a 8x scope with a .50 cal BMG. It works both ways, and that's fair. And if it ends up you don't succeed in killing me, and you leave a trace, that gives me the justification to hunt you down and kill you, so that's also fair.
14. 2018-08-16 at 1:10 PM UTC

    #74
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I could also be watching the hillside through a 8x scope with a .50 cal BMG. It works both ways, and that's fair. And if it ends up you don't succeed in killing me, and you leave a trace, that gives me the justification to hunt you down and kill you, so that's also fair.

    
    Well no not really...the attacker always has the element of surprise. They know where you are...you don't know where they are, they'll take you out as soon as you take your morning bathe in the river...then head down to the compound to rape your women, child and domesticated animals.
    
    
15. 2018-08-16 at 1:13 PM UTC

    #75
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You wouldn't last a week in that world. See what would happen is 3 people would cooperate and take your shit.

    
    Nobody would be able to get into my compound. It would have hungry bears prowling the entire perimeter, there would be a moat with gators, I would have camouflaged trap trenches dug with 4-foot spikes in the bottoms, and I'd have live hand grenades hanging from their pull-pins in the windows, doors, and inside the chimney, not to mention I'd have a tower turret with a Gatling gun mounted in it and enough ammo to last three days of continuous fire.
16. 2018-08-16 at 1:16 PM UTC

    #76
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Someone's been playing Fallout 4.
17. 2018-08-16 at 1:18 PM UTC

    #77
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
18. 2018-08-16 at 1:26 PM UTC

    #78
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    a judge mewling on about pointless bullshit and half a dozen cellphones and laptops making ridiculous electronics noises.