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All modern laptops suck ass

  1. #21
    Originally posted by WellHung Apt how bout A few bikini pics of some young fresh pink meat?

    It is soooooooooo good to hear it!

  2. #22
    Obbe edition!!

  3. #23
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano Obbe edition!!


    😍😍😍
  4. #24
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Uhh, you guys mind keeping it on topic?

    Originally posted by aldra it really doesn't make much difference for most people until you get to 17" or so, plus they take a lot more power to drive, so manufacturers need to make more processing power available and have to work with tighter heat constraints etc.

    I really don't see why 'standard' models need it. as for gaming laptops, have you ever tried driving modern games on 4k? I have a friend who has two 1080 TITANs in SLI and still struggles to get 60+fps in new games

    I'm not trying to play video games at 4K on a laptop, the point of a high resolution display is to have a higher pixel density. Low DPI fonts suck dick once you've used something better. Everyone looks a text on a laptop so it's not some niche use case, and especially if you're programming you're doing pretty much nothing but looking at text. I'd gladly trade cost or some amount battery life for a good display.

    Like sure you can put a 1080 display on a 13/15" laptop and it's passable, I'd accept it on like a $500 laptop or something, but on a 17" relatively high end laptop it's just shameful.
  5. #25
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Lanny Uhh, you guys mind keeping it on topic?



    I'm not trying to play video games at 4K on a laptop, the point of a high resolution display is to have a higher pixel density. Low DPI fonts suck dick once you've used something better. Everyone looks a text on a laptop so it's not some niche use case, and especially if you're programming you're doing pretty much nothing but looking at text. I'd gladly trade cost or some amount battery life for a good display.

    Like sure you can put a 1080 display on a 13/15" laptop and it's passable, I'd accept it on like a $500 laptop or something, but on a 17" relatively high end laptop it's just shameful.

    spend some time and money, find oem factories in china that will produce laptop to your spec.

    ????

    profit.
  6. #26
    Crackbooks and chinkpads are the best I can find. I like the versatility of MacBook but hate most other things.
  7. #27
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by apt In $current_year + 3 every single laptop on the market has at least one of the following 'features':

    - Shit keyboard with low key travel and/or functionally crippled layout
    - Comically large trackpad that takes up all the palm rest space freed up by shrinking and crippling the keyboard, and which has to rely on the driver's palm detection to stop the cursor from jumping around while typing
    - Soldered RAM, soldered SSD, sealed battery making repairs ridiculously difficult or impossible for end users
    - Stupid case design targeting normie aesthetic preferences, meaning no maintenance bays for quickly accessing and swapping components, no indicator LEDs, no hardware radio switches, etc
    - 'Thin and light' design philosophy to appease noodle-armed MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGs and women who might break a wrist if they had to carry around more than 2kg at a time, which results in undersized cooling systems, overheating throttling processors and surface temps of 50C+ under load

    The best I can find to replace my 7 year old W520 is a chinkpad P51, which comes with a worse display out of the box unless I opt for the battery sucking 4K option, and the keyboard/trackpad layout is so bad that I'm convinced Lenovo hired a blind retard to design it. So I guess I'll build a nice Ryzen desktop instead and stop using laptops altogether. Fuck everything.

    Not necessarily. I think you meant to say, home-end user laptops are shit. This is very true. If you are looking for the features that are typically lacking in what you can find at your local Walmart/Best Buy, then you need to be prepared to spend more.

    Sager/Clevo makes excellent, high-end laptops that feature the things you'd want. Check em' out.

    https://www.xoticpc.com/custom-gaming-laptops-notebooks-gaming-laptops-ct-118-96-98/custom-gaming-laptops-notebooks-clevo-sager-notebooks-ct-95-51-162.html
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  8. #28
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'm a desktop sorta guy.
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  9. #29
    xy0 Houston
    Lenovo w530 for life fam
  10. #30
    Lit Papi Houston
    New computers suck and you only use IRC and hate social media.

    You are just a mentally ill luddite stuck thinking the late 1980's was the golden age of computers.

    You probably thought the mouse was stupid and pointless when it came out too.
  11. #31
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lit Papi You are just a mentally ill luddite stuck thinking the late 1980's was the golden age of computers.

    it was though. no women.
  12. #32
    Lit Papi Houston
    Incels... I woke up to 3 different sluts wanting to have Monday coffee with me on tinder

    All these bitches on my dick
    Wanna fuck me and they thick
  13. #33
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lit Papi Incels… I woke up to 3 different sluts wanting to have Monday coffee with me on tinder

    All these bitches on my dick
    Wanna fuck me and they thick

    You sound really intelligent.
  14. #34
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    inb4 ban and another ACP thread crying about being oppressed
  15. #35
    xy0 Houston
    Originally posted by Lit Papi Incels… I woke up to 3 different sluts wanting to have Monday coffee with me on tinder

    All these bitches on my dick
    Wanna fuck me and they thick

    You have fat women wanting to have sex with you? No thanks, I'd rather grind my sausage against a washboard before having to even look at a big cheese fat lard woman. Fat chicks will fuck anything, even niggers, because they are desperate.
  16. #36
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by xy0 You have fat women wanting to have sex with you? No thanks, I'd rather grind my sausage against a washboard before having to even look at a big cheese fat lard woman. Fat chicks will fuck anything, even niggers, because they are desperate.

    lmao just noticed the "thick"

    dude anyone can get a fat chick to fuck them from tinder

    i remember using toothlessjoe's pics as a confidence booster before i used tinder myself, and got heaps of fat chicks wanting my dick

    looooooooool
  17. #37
    xy0 Houston
    Why the hell would they solder the ram??? is it ONLY to make upgrading impossible?
  18. #38
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    less clearance than modular RAM bays
  19. #39
    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by aldra less clearance than modular RAM bays

    But also to make you buy a new laptop
  20. #40
    apt Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
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