Imagine being my girlfriend

1. 2018-08-10 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #61
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Yeah.
   
   1. It's ok to be attracted to people without real legs.

   
   Disclaimer: Unless you are Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
2. 2018-08-10 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #62
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Ok let's imagine it. .😉

   
   Chop your fucking legs off, NOW.
3. 2018-08-10 at 5:46 PM UTC

   #63
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Lets say its done. Now what?
4. 2018-08-10 at 5:46 PM UTC

   #64
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Uhhhh, now we have sexual intercourse a lot.
5. 2018-08-10 at 5:50 PM UTC

   #65
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Lol ok
6. 2018-08-10 at 5:55 PM UTC

   #66
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do, too.
7. 2018-08-10 at 6:39 PM UTC

   #67
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Op is the kind of guy id like to buy a beer and then give him a good ol rodgering
8. 2018-08-10 at 6:41 PM UTC

   #68
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm more of a hot Carl kinda gont, but thank you.
9. 2018-08-10 at 7:07 PM UTC

   #69
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I wrote about it a month ago, i was using a lot of meth and heroin and one night I finished the h and just ate the bag of meth because i was hearing voices. I lost my shit real bad and the cops saw me walking around outside and put me under a 72 hour detention at st davids where i was born lol
   
   i feel a lot better now. but yeah i haven't been to the looney bin since i was 18 until this deal.
   
   I quit doing meth and heroin and just went back to drinking and taking acid

   
   you better pray to whatever deity you worship in thanks that I didn't find you in that state.
10. 2018-08-10 at 9:06 PM UTC

    #70
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by infinityshock you better pray to whatever deity you worship in thanks that I didn't find you in that state.

    
    why?