Zanick ruined my body

1. 2018-08-06 at 4:51 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Here I was, a perfect smexy =] tite little boy ready to go!
   
   Then the big bad Zanick came down and started asking QUESTIONS:
   
   Why are you eating meat?
   
   How DARE you eat meat?!
   
   
   I went down this dangerous path laid out in intricate detail: Zanick's meatless morality living guide.
   
   Zanick claims that not eating meat will not make you not feel better. So I trusted my buddy Zanick and gave up meat from approximately April until *THIS IS A TRUE FUCKING STORY* about a month ago.
   
   I gave up ALL meat. I just ate beans and vegetables instead of meat. I did this not out of morality sake, but for pure saving skrill. Muy bien on my wallet, mmhmm!
   
   Alas, I lost so much weight I could feel bones from my skin. My fat disentigrated and it hurt to keep my wrists taut.
   
   Anyways, I have slowly been undoing the HIDEOUS damage Zanick's calorie deficient menu items have brought me. It has taken weeks to gain SOME of my fat back and I could FEEL the fat moving around the first couple days. Icky!
   
   Zanick, you're lucky I don't sue you for psychological damage and physical trauma. Shame, shame. How I supposed to take care of my own body?!
   
   It is ONLY your reverberating questions and unattainably high-tier threadz that save you from the depths of my pungent, foul wrath. I watch over my lambs. D I L L I G E N T L Y.
   
   Based on a true story.
   
   
   Starring: Dietnigger, Curious George
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • Ensign Galm, 
   • NARCassist, 
   • mmQ
2. 2018-08-06 at 9:10 AM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   more like FURIOUS GEORGE
3. 2018-08-06 at 4:14 PM UTC

   #3
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Bi-furious.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
4. 2018-08-06 at 5:22 PM UTC

   #4
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I only eat meat,, Ima true carnivore
5. 2018-08-06 at 5:22 PM UTC

   #5
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I jiggle when I jump
6. 2018-08-06 at 5:31 PM UTC

   #6
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Zanick is a baaaaad dude.
7. 2018-08-06 at 5:37 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   the vegetables you ate must be defective.
   
   buddhist monks who are on strictly vege diets their whole life can get sufficient body fat just fine.
   
   
   
   http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3495024/Thailand-s-monks-dangerously-overweight-eating-sweets-given-worshippers-good-luck.html
8. 2018-08-06 at 5:45 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   they must eat a lot of potatoes.
9. 2018-08-06 at 6:12 PM UTC

   #9
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   post pics of ruined body
10. 2018-08-06 at 8:04 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    ruined asshole I bet....roughly manhandled so it now looks like a lb of ground beef.
11. 2018-08-06 at 8:12 PM UTC

    #11
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    zanick you nasty bastard
    
    
    
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12. 2018-08-06 at 8:20 PM UTC

    #12
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol op got trolled heheheheheeheh
13. 2018-08-06 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #13
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by benny vader the vegetables you ate must be defective.
    
    buddhist monks who are on strictly vege diets their whole life can get sufficient body fat just fine.
    
    
    
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3495024/Thailand-s-monks-dangerously-overweight-eating-sweets-given-worshippers-good-luck.html

    
    That's a Cheating Monk.
14. 2018-08-06 at 8:40 PM UTC

    #14
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by -SpectraL That's a Cheating Monk.

    
    karma. be wary of it.
15. 2018-08-06 at 8:46 PM UTC

    #15
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by benny vader karma. be wary of it.

    
    Yes, I'm sure Buddha will be quite unhappy with the trickery.
16. 2018-08-06 at 10:31 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yes, I'm sure Buddha will be quite unhappy with the trickery.

    
    Buddha gives zero shits, it's kind of his thing.
17. 2019-12-30 at 6:41 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    classic dietp