2018-08-06 at 4:51 AM UTC
Here I was, a perfect smexy =] tite little boy ready to go!
Then the big bad Zanick came down and started asking QUESTIONS:
Why are you eating meat?
How DARE you eat meat?!
I went down this dangerous path laid out in intricate detail: Zanick's meatless morality living guide.
Zanick claims that not eating meat will not make you not feel better. So I trusted my buddy Zanick and gave up meat from approximately April until *THIS IS A TRUE FUCKING STORY* about a month ago.
I gave up ALL meat. I just ate beans and vegetables instead of meat. I did this not out of morality sake, but for pure saving skrill. Muy bien on my wallet, mmhmm!
Alas, I lost so much weight I could feel bones from my skin. My fat disentigrated and it hurt to keep my wrists taut.
Anyways, I have slowly been undoing the HIDEOUS damage Zanick's calorie deficient menu items have brought me. It has taken weeks to gain SOME of my fat back and I could FEEL the fat moving around the first couple days. Icky!
Zanick, you're lucky I don't sue you for psychological damage and physical trauma. Shame, shame. How I supposed to take care of my own body?!
It is ONLY your reverberating questions and unattainably high-tier threadz that save you from the depths of my pungent, foul wrath. I watch over my lambs. D I L L I G E N T L Y.
Based on a true story.
Starring: Dietnigger, Curious George
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2018-08-06 at 4:14 PM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2018-08-06 at 5:22 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I only eat meat,, Ima true carnivore
2018-08-06 at 5:31 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Zanick is a baaaaad dude.
2018-08-06 at 5:45 PM UTC
they must eat a lot of potatoes.
2018-08-06 at 8:04 PM UTC
ruined asshole I bet....roughly manhandled so it now looks like a lb of ground beef.
2018-08-06 at 8:12 PM UTC
zanick you nasty bastard
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2018-08-06 at 8:20 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
lol op got trolled heheheheheeheh