Does everyone have a nasty hangover today?

1. 2018-08-05 at 2:45 PM UTC

   #21
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by joerell I know this drunk who ran out of fuel and poured a bottle of whiskey into the gas tank. Didn't make it very far and started sleeping. Cops found him sleeping with the bottle beside him. I'm surprised he wasted a good bottle…maybe though he could make it home where there was more. Lol.

   
   doesnt work that way
   
   engines need the 'vapors' of gasoline to function...which ethanol doesnt have. to run an engine off straight ethanol it needs to be modified. timing. plugs. compression. etc.
2. 2018-08-05 at 3:23 PM UTC

   #22
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock youre all alcoholics. fun fact: ethanol is a toxin.

   
   Consuming methyl alcohol can permanently blind a person.
3. 2018-08-05 at 3:25 PM UTC

   #23
   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   Mmmmmmmmmm
   
   
   Bathtub Gin
4. 2018-08-05 at 3:27 PM UTC

   #24
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung Consuming methyl alcohol can permanently blind a person.

   
   darwinism at its finest
5. 2018-08-05 at 3:30 PM UTC

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   joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]

   Originally posted by infinityshock doesnt work that way
   
   engines need the 'vapors' of gasoline to function…which ethanol doesnt have. to run an engine off straight ethanol it needs to be modified. timing. plugs. compression. etc.

   
   I know...that's why he didn't get very far. Lol. Not sure how the cops found him...maybe he called roadside assistance or the cop spotted him first.
6. 2018-08-05 at 3:31 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   I have evolved and surpassed such things as "hangovers". Hah!
7. 2018-08-05 at 3:37 PM UTC

   #27
   WellHung Black Hole
   Outbreaks of methyl alcohol poisoning have occurred due to the contamination of drinking alcohol (ethyl alcohol).
8. 2018-08-05 at 3:44 PM UTC

   #28
   EllariaSand African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Outbreaks of methyl alcohol poisoning have occurred due to the contamination of drinking alcohol (ethyl alcohol).

   
   Methanol is a single carbon alcohol
   Ethanol is a triple carbon alcohol
   
   
   
   Morons who don’t understand how to distill properly are to blame.....
   
   That stuff will turn you into Gary Busey
   
   
9. 2018-08-05 at 3:45 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by EllariaSand Methanol is a single carbon alcohol
   Ethanol is a triple carbon alcohol
   
   
   
   Morons who don’t understand how to distill properly are to blame…..
   
   That stuff will turn you into Gary Busey
   
   

   
   Methanol is a byproduct of distillation no matter how "properly" you do it. This is why the "heads" and "tails" are decanted and distilled again. The "hearts" is kept.
10. 2018-08-05 at 3:47 PM UTC

    #30
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grimace Methanol is a byproduct of distillation no matter how "properly" you do it. This is why the "heads" and "tails" are decanted and distilled again. The "hearts" is kept.

    
    Well that explains what happened to Matt....
    
    The boiling point of ethanol or grain alcohol (C2H5OH) is 173.1 F (78.37 C).
    
    Methanol (methyl alcohol, wood alcohol): 66°C or 151°F
11. 2018-08-05 at 3:49 PM UTC

    #31
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by EllariaSand Well that explains what happened to Matt….

    
    I dont drink.
12. 2018-08-05 at 3:50 PM UTC

    #32
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung I dont drink.

    
    Grammy won’t buy yo any?
13. 2018-08-05 at 6:55 PM UTC

    #33
    WellHung Black Hole
    Hello?
14. 2018-08-05 at 7:23 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by WellHung Hello?

    
    Is it me you're looking for?
15. 2018-08-05 at 8:01 PM UTC

    #35
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by WellHung Hello?

    
    
    Hola!
16. 2018-08-06 at 1:05 AM UTC

    #36
    WellHung Black Hole
    Hey baby
17. 2018-08-06 at 2:17 AM UTC

    #37
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Just stay Drunk.