Zanick-tier thread : Are you ever curious about shits ???

1. 2018-08-04 at 5:38 PM UTC

   #21
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by benny vader ..that way they wont hurt your asshole.

   
   But then it's use it or lose it. Once your anus muscles get lazy, when a big shit does finally come you'll be in a whole world of pain. It would be like you are having a baby, but a much less welcome one.
2. 2018-08-04 at 5:42 PM UTC

   #22
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock thats not how the alimentary canal works. humans dont have cloacas.

   
   yeas they do.
   
   try have nothing other than oat / rice porridge for one week and see what happens.
3. 2018-08-04 at 5:46 PM UTC

   #23
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by -SpectraL But then it's use it or lose it. Once your anus muscles get lazy, when a big shit does finally come you'll be in a whole world of pain. It would be like you are having a baby, but a much less welcome one.

   
   yeass,
   
   thats why dumbells, exercise machines and gym are invented. to compensate the lack of exercising opportunities IRL.
   
   you can exercise your sphincter, i do mine by aiming high powered water jets at my asshole and i clench it as hard as i could to make it water tight for five minites each day.
4. 2018-08-04 at 5:51 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Manonfire African Astronaut
   Do u analyze ur cum?
   I did all weekend long with
   this girl 😍😍😍😍😍😍
   I dont think im goin to
   be single much longer
5. 2018-08-04 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #25
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader yeas they do.
   
   try have nothing other than oat / rice porridge for one week and see what happens.

   
   it seems youre the southernmost-orifice expert here. ill leave you to your expertise, you Bill Krozby-tarded idiot.
   
   you done went full-Bill Krozby
6. 2018-08-04 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #26
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader yeass,
   
   thats why dumbells, exercise machines and gym are invented. to compensate the lack of exercising opportunities IRL.
   
   you can exercise your sphincter, i do mine by aiming high powered water jets at my asshole and i clench it as hard as i could to make it water tight for five minites each day.

   
   if you really want to exercise your shitter muscle you need to have a cock jammed up in there to provide resistance to the muscular contractions. it also helps the pelvic muscles.
   
   consider it like kegels for faggots.
7. 2018-08-04 at 6:26 PM UTC

   #27
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock if you really want to exercise your shitter muscle you need to have a cock jammed up in there to provide resistance to the muscular contractions. it also helps the pelvic muscles.
   
   consider it like kegels for faggots.

   
   no. just holding your gasses is enough.
8. 2018-08-04 at 6:27 PM UTC

   #28
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Manonfire Do u analyze ur cum?
   I did all weekend long with
   this girl 😍😍😍😍😍😍
   I dont think im goin to
   be single much longer

   
   ill let you analize my cum.
   
   with your anal cavity.
9. 2018-08-04 at 6:30 PM UTC

   #29
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader no. just holding your gasses is enough.

   
   only if you have a grand-canyon asshole.
10. 2018-08-04 at 6:53 PM UTC

    #30
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Benny has a fixation... a grande fetish, if you will.. with assholes. Puckered, casual, carefree, stars, slits, he don't care.
11. 2018-08-04 at 7:03 PM UTC

    #31
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Benny has a fixation… a grande fetish, if you will.. with assholes. Puckered, casual, carefree, stars, slits, he don't care.

    
    i have all kinds of projections and protuberances that i can stuff up in there to satiate that affliction of his.
12. 2018-08-04 at 7:07 PM UTC

    #32
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock i have all kinds of projections and protuberances that i can stuff up in there to satiate that affliction of his.

    
    why do you never had any indecent proposals for spectral ???
    
    why dont you solicit butt secks from him ???
13. 2018-08-04 at 7:15 PM UTC

    #33
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by benny vader why do you never had any indecent proposals for spectral ???
    
    why dont you solicit butt secks from him ???

    
    Stop crying foul.
14. 2018-08-04 at 7:18 PM UTC

    #34
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader why do you never had any indecent proposals for spectral ???
    
    why dont you solicit butt secks from him ???

    
    if you have to ask you dont need the answer
15. 2018-08-04 at 7:21 PM UTC

    #35
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's because you are getting trolled, benny. You should know this by now.
16. 2018-08-04 at 7:21 PM UTC

    #36
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock if you have to ask you dont need the answer

    
    

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Stop crying foul.

    
    byrds. feather. together.
17. 2018-08-04 at 7:22 PM UTC

    #37
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader byrds. feather. together.

    
    my cock. your asshole. together
18. 2018-08-04 at 7:29 PM UTC

    #38
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by benny vader byrds. feather. together.

    
    I stuck up for you when you got illegitimately banned by the Fun Bunch on Zoklet.
    
    benny vader
    ben vader
    ban vader
    ban evader!
19. 2018-08-04 at 7:29 PM UTC

    #39
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock my cock. your asshole. together

    
    come hither, for i hath spreadth myself assunder.
20. 2018-08-04 at 7:32 PM UTC

    #40
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I stuck up for you when you got illegitimately banned by the Fun Bunch on Zoklet.
    
    benny vader
    ben vader
    ban vader
    ban evader!

    
    truth be told, it was supposed to be backwards.
    
    i was about to register as ban evader and when it came to making password, i had it set as benny vader.
    
    i was this || close to clicking submit before i decided to switch them.