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I think i have a gambling problem

  1. #21
    CandyRein Black Hole
    I’ve never been to a Casino before but I have won $200 on a Holiday Cash scratch off

    And $66 on a Neon 9,s scratch off

    The gas station attendant told me the biggest winners were in the beginning of the roll of tickets like the first 50 tickets .. idk but both times I won they were new rolls they’d just sat out

    I don’t play often but .. ya know .. sometimes I might grab a few
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  2. #22
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Technologist So Daryl,
    Did you have a gambling problem when you were down 2 grand; and then not have a gambling problem when you won it back?
    Lolol
  3. #23
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Daryl you shud use some of ur winnings and rent a high - end prostitute. They will be found roaming around outside the casino.

    I don't need sex, I just want money and more money. Getting money feels much better than having sex.
  4. #24
    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Love going to a casino, hate gambling. I can’t see putting my money in machine and getting nothing back. I could have a great outfit, or nice purse instead, and it last longer. 😂

    I think I put 20 bucks in a machine a few years back, and won 75 bucks. I was so excited, you would’ve thought I won’t 1000’s. Obviously, I quickly cashed out and that was that. 😁
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  5. #25
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Lol wise move there LJ I would've done the same thing...then go to another machine double or nothing, winner! Then regurgitate, regurgitate, somebody stop meeeeee 😁
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  6. #26
    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    😂😂😂 you’re so silly. I can see where it can become addicting if you’re winning. Guess, it’s a good thing I’ve never won that much.
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  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    gambling is a pathetic waste of time.

    i have zero sympathy for gamblers who lose everything when there are signs everywhere describing in vivid detail how the house always wins.
  8. #28
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ~L J~ Love going to a casino, hate gambling. I can’t see putting my money in machine and getting nothing back. I could have a great outfit, or nice purse instead, and it last longer. 😂

    I think I put 20 bucks in a machine a few years back, and won 75 bucks. I was so excited, you would’ve thought I won’t 1000’s. Obviously, I quickly cashed out and that was that. 😁

    i went to that harras (or however the hell its spelt) in NOLA once and the chick i was with won a few hundred dollars. i didnt put a single penny into any of the machines.
  9. #29
    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Fin, I want you to think happy thoughts for the next 15 mins and get back to me with something positive.

    Lmao 😂💋
  10. #30
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ~L J~ Fin, I want you to think happy thoughts for the next 15 mins and get back to me with something positive.

    Lmao 😂💋

    ...everyone on this site posting nude selfies...
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  11. #31
    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Originally posted by infinityshock …everyone on this site posting nude selfies…

    HAHAHA ok that isn’t happy thoughts for me, now. Maybe a few but “everyone” is pushing it. 😂
  12. #32
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ~L J~ HAHAHA ok that isn’t happy thoughts for me, now. Maybe a few but “everyone” is pushing it. 😂

    nonsense. an orifice is an orifice. theyre all the same in the dark and with a suitable application of KY
  13. #33
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ~L J~ 😂😂😂 you’re so silly. I can see where it can become addicting if you’re winning. Guess, it’s a good thing I’ve never won that much.
    😘😘

    That's why I go once in a blue because casinoes remember faces of the people who won big. If they saw the same person coming in the next day thinking they going to win big once more, guess again. Yesterday I won 3,400. Well technically 3,380 because of the sympathy I had for a lady who was playing with me on Texas hold em. I knew she wouldn't do the same for me, but I was buzzed and in a great mood. She just got lucky? Lol
  14. #34
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Rule of thumb.

    Flashy dresser, expensive watch and cologne with high roller complex...you better be good or you'll lose all your money and attract sniffers or call girls. Mostly at high end casinos...so dress down yet not too plain. Never wear sun glasses with a suit or hold an unlit cigar in your mouth. Learn to control your emotions and yet don't be robotic. They play you closer and difficult to count. Never get distracted or unfocused. Always go with 3-4 dependable mates somewhere in the casino just in case...if a floor manager is watching you or changes dealer walk away. How much you want to risk is up to you...don't if you're just average with no skills or always losing. Always watch for PPs...they're everywhere in and out of the casino. Have a regular taxi driver you can trust and get his number.

    Low end...regular place...for $500 or a little more. Wear simple clothes and look like a regular local or curious tourist. Funny hat, jeans and no sun glasses again unless your eyes and nervous ticks give away your moves. Never be nervous or talk non stop. Focus on the table and watch what's played. Always play your best game...you get a gambling problem from not knowing your limit, being conned or believing you can win when basically you can't. Don't go to an ATM machine feeling lucky or easily flustered.If you're doing all this just for fun everything I stated is meaningless...just don't get addicted.
  15. #35
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl 😘😘

    That's why I go once in a blue because casinoes remember faces of the people who won big. If they saw the same person coming in the next day thinking they going to win big once more, guess again. Yesterday I won 3,400. Well technically 3,380 because of the sympathy I had for a lady who was playing with me on Texas hold em. I knew she wouldn't do the same for me, but I was buzzed and in a great mood. She just got lucky? Lol

    fun fact: casinos have the most advanced surveillance technology of any entity on this planet, including NSA and spetssviaz
  16. #36
    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Originally posted by infinityshock nonsense. an orifice is an orifice. theyre all the same in the dark and with a suitable application of KY

    Alrighty then. lol
  17. #37
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ~L J~ Alrighty then. lol

    which is why everyone should post nude selfies
  18. #38
    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Originally posted by infinityshock which is why everyone should post nude selfies

    You first.
  19. #39
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Yeah!
  20. #40
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ~L J~ You first.

    there are two or three people on this site who have posted topless pics...of which i am one of them.
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