I hit on 10 chicks at the gym today...

2018-07-31 at 10:02 PM UTC

#41

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by EllariaSand Last week he was a 30 year old real estate agent

Now he’s a 40 year old bodybuilder

Some nice fiction you write here bluto …….LMFAO

Now run along and make me another love thread…..oh yeah, don’t forget the requisite

**triggered**

dont discourage him...hes just doing role playing to make my fapping more enjoyable and adventuresome.

2018-07-31 at 10:04 PM UTC

#42

DH_SAVIOUR Yung Blood

Originally posted by EllariaSand Last week he was a 30 year old real estate agent

Now he’s a 40 year old bodybuilder

Some nice fiction you write here bluto …….LMFAO

Now run along and make me another love thread…..oh yeah, don’t forget the requisite

**triggered**

I made U 1 thread fat girl out of millions for others. Pls do U not act like u matter...

2018-07-31 at 10:04 PM UTC

#43

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Matt at the gym. Lol

It really doesn’t add up once you’ve seen him does it looooooooooooooooool

I suppose this is why he calls everyone else fat

2018-07-31 at 10:06 PM UTC

#44

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by EllariaSand It really doesn’t add up once you’ve seen him does it looooooooooooooooool

I suppose this is why he calls everyone else fat

look at those pretty lips...

2018-07-31 at 10:08 PM UTC

#45

WellHung Black Hole

Originally posted by infinityshock look at those pretty lips…

Lolol😛😘

2018-07-31 at 10:26 PM UTC

#46

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by infinityshock one chick with whom i partook of some orifice spelunking

no chick has ever banged a dude who refers to it as that, ever.

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2018-07-31 at 10:37 PM UTC

#47

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by NARCassist no chick has ever banged a dude who refers to it as that, ever.

that is but one of many colorful euphemisms ive used on the assorted plunder-ees whose orifice have been the recipient of my plunderage. as a matter of fact...your own mother enjoys when i go balls-deep into her asshole and whisper in her ear that she is giving birth to you again and im the attending physician.

2018-07-31 at 10:50 PM UTC

#48

joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]

Real version...Little Stump hit on an old Russian cleaning woman weighing 300 lbs and she slapped him out...lol.

2018-07-31 at 10:51 PM UTC

#49

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by joerell Real version…Little Stump hit on an old Russian cleaning woman weighing 300 lbs and she slapped him out…lol.

...with the wet mop she just used to mop up the sweat, shit, and piss, from the mens room floor

2018-07-31 at 10:54 PM UTC

#50

S6x African Astronaut

Originally posted by WellHung One of the chicks that I left my number with had her boyfriend text me back …lol. he wasn't too happy. However, me being the excellent diplomat that I am..
I smoothed things over in a hurry… after dangling a carrot or two… Now I got him searching for one of his girlfriend's friends to hook up with me. Wish me luck, folks. If I can add a late teen… young 20-something… to my rotation… things will be just dandy.😘☺

There are so many fucking holes in this story.

You dangled a carrot or two?

Shit.. he might show up with 3 or 4 other guys waiting for you and your silly hand full of flowers to pumble the shit out of ya!

2018-07-31 at 11:53 PM UTC

#51

EllariaSand African Astronaut

Originally posted by WellHung

2018-08-01 at 12:17 AM UTC

#52

joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]

Originally posted by S6x There are so many fucking holes in this story.

You dangled a carrot or two?

Shit.. he might show up with 3 or 4 other guys waiting for you and your silly hand full of flowers to pumble the shit out of ya!

More holes in his head.

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S6x

2018-08-01 at 12:14 PM UTC

#53

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

Good work son, it's a numbers game. If you have to ask 100 of them to get your dick wetted by 1...it was worth it.

2018-08-01 at 12:16 PM UTC

#54

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by EllariaSand It really doesn’t add up once you’ve seen him does it looooooooooooooooool

I suppose this is why he calls everyone else fat

Omfg is that matt? Shit, how embarrassing, lol.

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2018-08-01 at 4:42 PM UTC

#55

WellHung Black Hole

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Good work son, it's a numbers game. If you have to ask 100 of them to get your dick wetted by 1…it was worth it.

👍

2018-08-01 at 5:29 PM UTC

#56

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by NARCassist Omfg is that matt? Shit, how embarrassing, lol.

now lets see how you look like.

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2018-08-01 at 5:32 PM UTC

#57

Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

Originally posted by EllariaSand

Wow. Maybe you should hit the elliptical instead, moonie.

2018-08-01 at 6:03 PM UTC

#58

WellHung Black Hole

Cootehill are you looking for a free trip to the hospital?

2018-08-01 at 7:03 PM UTC

#59

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by NARCassist Omfg is that matt? Shit, how embarrassing, lol.

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Lol @ you guys knowing names now. That pic is altered although the original wasn’t much more flattering.

2018-08-01 at 7:05 PM UTC

#60

WellHung Black Hole

Originally posted by ohfralala Lol @ you guys knowing names now. That pic is altered although the original wasn’t much more flattering.

Let's see how flattering your Pics are fat girl...😉

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