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I hit on 10 chicks at the gym today...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    One of the chicks that I left my number with had her boyfriend text me back ...lol. he wasn't too happy. However, me being the excellent diplomat that I am..
    I smoothed things over in a hurry... after dangling a carrot or two... Now I got him searching for one of his girlfriend's friends to hook up with me. Wish me luck, folks. If I can add a late teen... young 20-something... to my rotation... things will be just dandy.😘☺
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    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    How does it feel going 0 for 10 ?
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    How exactly does an excellent diplomat smooth over a situation in which he's blatantly advanced upon a taken woman who shares the story with her boyfriend?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung One of the chicks that I left my number with had her boyfriend text me back …lol. he wasn't too happy.

    ive had this happen to me. i told the dude that i really wasnt interested in the chick...i was just using her to get to him.

    one chick with whom i partook of some orifice spelunking told her ex-bf (they were broken up) and he keeps telling her hes going to come after me. the funny part is, she fucked some dude i know and the ex-bf and the dude were at the gym and the ex-bf glared at the dude...so the dude blew him a kiss.

    then the ex-bf went and slashed his tires like a little bitch.

    so im in fear for the safety and well being of my tires.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick How exactly does an excellent diplomat smooth over a situation in which he's blatantly advanced upon a taken woman who shares the story with her boyfriend?

    sucking the cock
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    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Originally posted by WellHung One of the chicks that I left my number with had her boyfriend text me back …lol. he wasn't too happy. However, me being the excellent diplomat that I am..
    I smoothed things over in a hurry… after dangling a carrot or two… Now I got him searching for one of his girlfriend's friends to hook up with me. Wish me luck, folks. If I can add a late teen… young 20-something… to my rotation… things will be just dandy.😘☺

    You’re soooo stoooooopid. πŸ˜‚
  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by STALPANOF How does it feel going 0 for 10 ?

    Used to bother me... doesn't anymore. It's all a numbers game ...and I'll eventually find what I'm Desiring... with enough time and effort.
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    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Zanick How exactly does an excellent diplomat smooth over a situation in which he's blatantly advanced upon a taken woman who shares the story with her boyfriend?

    By making up stories
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ECAP By making up stories

    Triggered?πŸ˜‰
  10. #10
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ~L J~ You’re soooo stoooooopid. πŸ˜‚

    LOLπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜›
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    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    What does that mean?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    OP prolly thinks that losing his virginity is like losing his lunch at school
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick How exactly does an excellent diplomat smooth over a situation in which he's blatantly advanced upon a taken woman who shares the story with her boyfriend?

    I've got a way with words, my friend.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby OP prolly thinks that losing his virginity is like losing his lunch at school

    Ur a handsome young man. But I noticed you're not packing much heat downstairs.
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    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WellHung Ur a handsome young man. But I noticed you're not packing much heat downstairs.

    You’ve seen his unit
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung Ur a handsome young man. But I noticed you're not packing much heat downstairs.

    I'm a grower not a shower, faggot. plus my cack tends to shrivel up after doing stuff
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    🐿 African Astronaut
    You work out at curves Matt so you got hit on by heifers. Fat fuck.
  18. #18
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ECAP What does that mean?

    It means ur stupid.
  19. #19
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by 🐿 You work out at curves Matt so you got hit on by heifers. Fat fuck.

    Fat girl please don't talk with your mouth full...πŸ€”
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by WellHung Triggered?πŸ˜‰

    someone just learnt a new word and couldnt stop uttering it.
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