I just burnt the fuck out of my leg with a fucking pasty ffs

1. 2018-07-21 at 10:44 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   thought i'd give y'all an update.
   
   
   
   
   
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2. 2018-07-21 at 12:27 PM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
   OP has been taking lessons from Dumble and Joerell...
3. 2018-07-21 at 12:28 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist thought i'd give y'all an update.
   
   
   
   
   
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   Those are sum nice looking burns. I hope that they still hurt.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • NARCassist
4. 2018-07-21 at 12:41 PM UTC

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   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by WellHung Those are sum nice looking burns. I hope that they still hurt.

   
   I'm sure OP was so strung out on heroin he didn't feel a thing.
5. 2018-07-21 at 12:45 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cootehill I'm sure OP was so strung out on heroin he didn't feel a thing.

   
   Lolol... fucking filthy junkie that he is.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • NARCassist
6. 2018-07-21 at 2:30 PM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby uh gross man hope you feel better I once got my asshole burned out by falling thru a glass table butt naked while drunk at this girls place, got 16 stitches
   
   
   
   
   
   she was pretty pissed about her glass dragon coffee table
   
   heehhehehehehehe

   
   Are you ever able to go anywhere without drunkenly destroying property or being a walking disaster in general?
7. 2018-07-21 at 2:34 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Cootehill I'm sure OP was so strung out on heroin he didn't feel a thing.

   
   this heroin has made me do a couple dumb things to burn myself and i wouldn't notice the burn at first.
8. 2018-07-21 at 2:34 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   and by the way spenny is an idiot
9. 2018-07-21 at 4:41 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by NARCassist you do what you gotta do to get by. that's the motto i live my life by.

   
   are you saying that you couldnt afford the patsy ???
   
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10. 2018-07-21 at 4:56 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Solstice Are you ever able to go anywhere without drunkenly destroying property or being a walking disaster in general?

    
    yeah i go to work and bars and like 97 percent of the time everything is gucci mane
    
    but i will admit at work i fuck up things probably more than everyone else but thats because im thinking about other things than work, and i don't pay attention and no i dont drink at work anymore.
    
    i just feel like theres other things that are more interesting to think about than the task at hand.
11. 2018-07-21 at 6:56 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah i go to work and bars and like 97 percent of the time everything is gucci mane
    
    but i will admit at work i fuck up things probably more than everyone else but thats because im thinking about other things than work, and i don't pay attention and no i dont drink at work anymore.
    
    i just feel like theres other things that are more interesting to think about than the task at hand.

    
    this is why american factories had to move overseas.
    
    Bill Krozby is the leading causes of american trade deficits.
12. 2018-07-21 at 8:24 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by benny vader are you saying that you couldnt afford the patsy ???
    
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    What the fuck we talking about Patsy's for.
    
    I'd totally make a patsy outta you tho you know.
    
    
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13. 2018-07-21 at 8:29 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by NARCassist What the fuck we talking about Patsy's for.
    
    I'd totally make a patsy outta you tho you know.

    
    lol y u so gay ???
    
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14. 2018-07-21 at 8:42 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by benny vader lol y u so gay ???
    
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    Lol y u so chomo ???
    
    
    
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15. 2018-07-21 at 9:01 PM UTC

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    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby uh gross man hope you feel better I once got my asshole burned out by falling thru a glass table butt naked while drunk at this girls place, got 16 stitches
    
    
    
    
    
    she was pretty pissed about her glass dragon coffee table
    
    heehhehehehehehe

    
    Lmao
16. 2018-07-21 at 11:07 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by benny vader this is why american factories had to move overseas.
    
    Bill Krozby is the leading causes of american trade deficits.

    
    This probably true as im your typical average run of the mill american citizen
17. 2018-07-21 at 11:19 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by NARCassist Lol y u so chomo ???

    
    cos u so ghay.
    
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18. 2018-07-23 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #78
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    looking pretty gnarly as fuck huh?
    
    
    
    
    
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19. 2018-07-23 at 2:03 PM UTC

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    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Looks painful. Better rub some heroin on it right away.
20. 2018-07-23 at 2:21 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yes my favorite painkiller has been very helpful, thx.
    
    
    
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