I just burnt the fuck out of my leg with a fucking pasty ffs

1. 2018-07-20 at 2:36 PM UTC

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   itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
   Ouch to both of you
2. 2018-07-20 at 2:36 PM UTC

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   Red_Woman African Astronaut
   Now, that angle isn't very flattering to you though.
3. 2018-07-20 at 2:37 PM UTC

   #23
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't eat carbs anymore so my going home will not satiate the pastiness.

   
   Can't you have have 1 day of carbs?
4. 2018-07-20 at 2:38 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Red_Woman Now, that angle isn't very flattering to you though.

   
   hehehehehehehehe
5. 2018-07-20 at 2:39 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   Bill Krozby get your dirty ass outta my fred
   
   
   
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6. 2018-07-20 at 2:39 PM UTC

   #26
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Can't you have have 1 day of carbs?

   
   Spoken like a weakling.
7. 2018-07-20 at 2:40 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by NARCassist shut the fuck up ya nonce
   
   
   
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   nah I won't you dunce, you're the one that burnt your old leg on "pasty"
8. 2018-07-20 at 2:40 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by NARCassist Bill Krozby get your dirty ass outta my fred
   
   
   
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   my ass is a lot cleaner than your mr. prison bitch half way house gont
9. 2018-07-20 at 2:42 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   lol op talks about how heroin doesn't affect his cognitive function at 46 years old burns his leg with a pastry... smh... i don't even..
10. 2018-07-20 at 2:47 PM UTC

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    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    I believe OP has a tight legal case to receive compensation for the burn...there was probably no sign listing where you can or can't place extremely hot pasties near your body when grabbing money that doesn't belong to you. We'll start with an explanatory letter describing the situation and see if they're willing to negotiate. Most NIS members will act as witnesses and I would start at $10 million. We don't want to seem too greedy...we'll see what the response is.
    
    Omar and Sons and distant relatives.
11. 2018-07-20 at 2:50 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by joerell I believe OP has a tight legal case to receive compensation for the burn…there was probably no sign listing where you can or can't place extremely hot pasties near your body when grabbing money that doesn't belong to you. We'll start with an explanatory letter describing the situation and see if they're willing to negotiate. Most NIS members will act as witnesses and I would start at $10 million. We don't want to seem too greedy…we'll see what the response is.
    
    Omar and Sons and distant relatives.

    
    i'm not suing anybody for summing that was my own fucking fault, lol.
    
    
    
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12. 2018-07-20 at 2:52 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol op talks about how heroin doesn't affect his cognitive function at 46 years old burns his leg with a pastry… smh… i don't even..

    
    lol, you're talking in this fred like you're drunk as fuck ya nub.
    
    
    
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13. 2018-07-20 at 2:54 PM UTC

    #33
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby nah I won't you dunce, you're the one that burnt your old leg on "pasty"

    
    i mean wtf is that supposed to mean? who says that? 'burnt your old leg on 'pasty'
    
    wtf are you on ffs
    
    lol
    
    
    
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14. 2018-07-20 at 2:54 PM UTC

    #34
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Sorry we already started proceedings...please also wear a neck brace for the first meeting.
15. 2018-07-20 at 2:58 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by joerell Sorry we already started proceedings…please also wear a neck brace for the first meeting.

    
    i don't think so pal. not in my name you don't.
    
    
    
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16. 2018-07-20 at 3:01 PM UTC

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    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Ok...I'll dress up Red to look like you and we still may have case...as long as she just nods her head looking dazed and doesn't say much. Lol.
17. 2018-07-20 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #37
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by joerell I believe OP has a tight legal case to receive compensation for the burn…there was probably no sign listing where you can or can't place extremely hot pasties near your body when grabbing money that doesn't belong to you. We'll start with an explanatory letter describing the situation and see if they're willing to negotiate. Most NIS members will act as witnesses and I would start at $10 million. We don't want to seem too greedy…we'll see what the response is.
    
    Omar and Sons and distant relatives.

    
    he can't pull it off, because its his fault.
18. 2018-07-20 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #38
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by NARCassist lol, you're talking in this fred like you're drunk as fuck ya nub.
    
    
    
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    and you're talking like you're a heroin fiend at the end of his wits. your whole story is of a dubious nature. I call bullshit
19. 2018-07-20 at 3:12 PM UTC

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    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby and you're talking like you're a heroin fiend and the end of his wits

    
    We can work with this...the burn resulted in a rare addiction to heroin. We're not losing this case or a new BMW. Leather seats also.
20. 2018-07-20 at 3:33 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by joerell We can work with this…the burn resulted in a rare addiction to heroin. We're not losing this case or a new BMW. Leather seats also.

    
    maybe you're ont o something here...