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Does the inside of your rectum ever itch?

  1. #21
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Uhmmm so what about when you're using a public restroom? Is it the same procedure narcissist?
  2. #22
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    “You get more analingus with wet wipes”

    😁


    *archer is a paid spokes model for wet wipes*
  3. #23
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    It's so strange how i dont even know your names but i know of your bathroom habits hmmm.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by tee hee hee It's so strange how i dont even know your names but i know of your bathroom habits hmmm.

    You know my name and you've listened to my bathroom habits.
  5. #25
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    TMI :/
  6. #26
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee It's so strange how i dont even know your names but i know of your bathroom habits hmmm.

    Who’s ass you licking (knowing our bathroom habits)

    Me or boo?
  7. #27
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I know your name archer!
  8. #28
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Uhmmm so what about when you're using a public restroom? Is it the same procedure narcissist?

    No, that's what I meant by whenever possible, lol. If I came to your house tho and used your toilet you can be pretty fucking sure that I stuck my ass in your handbasin and rinsed water right up into the darkest corners of my asshole tho. I wouldn't even bother wiping your sink over afterwards either.



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  9. #29
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee I know your name archer!

    Answer the question!!!!
  10. #30
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    make meeeee!!
  11. #31
    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Number13 It's probably from all the cock that's been stuffed up it
  12. #32
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, it sure is tough to resist sniffing my poopy finger when I'm done scratching that itch

    Smelling your fingers afterwards is very rewarding
  13. #33
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
  14. #34
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q

    What?



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  15. #35
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
  16. #36
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist Whenever possible I actually sit my ass on the edge of the sink and give my asshole a good clean out with water after having a dump. Leaves you way cleaner than just wiping with tp.



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    Me too but I use the toilet water I just shat into so I don't have to go over to the sink.
  17. #37
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist Whenever possible I actually sit my ass on the edge of the sink and give my asshole a good clean out with water after having a dump.



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    Do you use a washcloth or just splash the water with your hand up in there? Wouldn't water get everywhere doing that? Seems more trouble at that point having to dry not only yourself but the surrounding basin/floor also.
  18. #38
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q Do you use a washcloth or just splash the water with your hand up in there? Wouldn't water get everywhere doing that? Seems more trouble at that point having to dry not only yourself but the surrounding basin/floor also.

    Have you no tact? I could easily splash waters up my butt without wildly spraying it everywhere and spilling on the floor.
  19. #39
    S6x African Astronaut
    OP: 'Hey doctor, I was thinking of going online to ask why my buttho.."

    Doctor: Let me stop you right there. First Wipe, then dab.

    OP: So going online and aski

    Doctor: First wipe.. then dab.

    OP: so you're

    Doctor: Wipe.. then dab.


    OP: Thank you Doctor.


    Doctor: Get the fuck out of my office.



    Remember Kids
    "first wipe.. then dab."
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  20. #40
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson REAL men wipe with barbed wire.



    Sandpaper isn't good enough for you?
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