2018-07-19 at 5:49 AM UTC
Folks, it sure is tough to resist sniffing my poopy finger when I'm done scratching that itch
It means you want some cock.
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2018-07-19 at 10:40 AM UTC
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
It's probably from all the cock that's been stuffed up it
2018-07-19 at 10:53 AM UTC
Good call number13, DAT old spunk can start to itch after a while. You ever notice how the end of your cock starts to itch if you don't get to wash it off straight away?
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2018-07-19 at 11:11 AM UTC
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2018-07-19 at 11:55 AM UTC
It happens a few times a year in my case.
It mostly happens when i'm out and doing social activities. I usually take my pants off and stick a finger way up in thar and scratch that little anal itch while people slowly backs away from me. After that i find some unsuspecting victims to sneak up to, and ask them if they want to smell my finger. Its good fun to see people's reaction when you take your fecal covered finger up to their nose.
2018-07-19 at 12:16 PM UTC
tje2607
Houston
[issue my leonine harrier]
Yes, all the time... stinky finger
2018-07-19 at 12:19 PM UTC
I stuff a gerbil up in there to help relieve my itchy itchy yahhhh yahh yahhh tahhhh. Then a itchy itchy yahhh yahhhh yeeee-
2018-07-19 at 1:05 PM UTC
Wet wipes
Dry toilet paper tears the sphincter and causes fissures
Wet wipes actually clean the asshole and leave you fresh as a daisy 🌼
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2018-07-19 at 1:07 PM UTC
^give this man a beer! I do the same thing.
2018-07-19 at 1:09 PM UTC
REAL men wipe with barbed wire.
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2018-07-19 at 1:11 PM UTC
The tongue of an illegal Mexican maid lubricated with her tears is also a good cleaning method.
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