2018-07-16 at 9:22 AM UTC
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B-but you got that Jezebel Amy's number. She's ruining my lifeππ how can I compete with such seductive endeavors like hers?
2018-07-16 at 9:25 AM UTC
ROFL β₯οΈ
You neednβt worry, youβre awesome ππ
2018-07-16 at 9:33 AM UTC
Thanksππ
You're pretty awesome as well. β€
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2018-07-16 at 10:47 AM UTC
actually you're both mongs
2018-07-16 at 11:12 AM UTC
aldra
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Originally posted by stare rape
actually you're both mongs
my girlfriend's dad doesn't speak a whole lot of english, but apparently enough to point at a kid with down syndrome and say 'mongoloid'
though for some reason he pronounces it 'moongloid'
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2018-07-16 at 11:37 AM UTC
aldra's girlfriend is an Aborigine, lol.
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2018-07-16 at 2:28 PM UTC
We should give hormones to our pets and raise them for fights.
2018-07-16 at 4:42 PM UTC
If I'm having a bad day and need a laugh or two, I'll watch a video of babies eating a piece of lemon for the first time. Funny shit.
2018-07-16 at 4:48 PM UTC
Not me, I feed my dog healthy food, with healthy treats and lots of love. We're the bestest pals ever.
2018-07-16 at 5:16 PM UTC
She uses cocoa butter, and I use Shea butter. With vitamin E. And what.
We winning.
2018-07-16 at 5:18 PM UTC
Hellz yeah we are πβ₯οΈ
*dabbs*
2018-07-16 at 7:13 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
steel and copper are not friends
2018-07-16 at 10:31 PM UTC
John Lithgow deserved every award he won for his work on 3rd Rock from the Sun.
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