If I were a crab...

1. 2018-07-12 at 1:50 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS If you were a crab I'd feel pretty fucking stupid. A crab designed and is running this website and I can't even do my own makeup. 😓

   
   OMG. HTS I would live to be able to do your makeup and teach you a thing or two. You’re just such a cuutie patootie and you deserve it. :)
2. 2018-07-12 at 1:51 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny But just the right age for mom jeans!

   
   You’re so into this Mom Jeans thing. I think it should be your band name. Or your new YouTube channel name, since ur gonna be famous.
3. 2018-07-12 at 1:53 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lanny WHAT THE FUCK IS THE NEW AVATAR!
   
   😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
4. 2018-07-12 at 1:54 AM UTC

   #24
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Lanny -- are you molting?
5. 2018-07-12 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by cupocheer Lanny – are you molting?

   
   Pretty sick huh?
   
   

   Originally posted by -mal- You’re so into this Mom Jeans thing. I think it should be your band name. Or your new YouTube channel name, since ur gonna be famous.

   
   Lol, it already is a local band. One of my biggest semi-guilty pleasures. From time to time I get drunk and blast that shit and make threads out of the lyrics (hence the "double doubles" thread). Also the peekaboo cat behind the banner on ever pages is from their bandcamp page.
   
   
6. 2018-07-12 at 5:18 AM UTC

   #26
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Lanny Also the peekaboo cat behind the banner on ever pages is from their bandcamp page.

   
   i c.
7. 2018-07-12 at 5:21 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   When I saw Lanny's new avatar i was like
   
   You gotta be chitin me!
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   • Lanny
8. 2018-07-12 at 5:27 AM UTC

   #28
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by -mal- OMG. HTS I would live to be able to do your makeup and teach you a thing or two. You’re just such a cuutie patootie and you deserve it. :)

   
   I need this. It could be fun maybe. T_T
   
   

   Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL You gotta be chitin me!

   
   
   
   This made me irrationally angry.
9. 2018-07-12 at 4:55 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   Don't fight bby
10. 2018-07-12 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #30
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by ohfralala I hope you die of boredom Lanny.

    
    I just blacklisted your avatar
    
    do not want
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    • mmQ
11. 2018-07-12 at 5:33 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    :)
12. 2018-07-12 at 5:37 PM UTC

    #32
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Getting boiled alive isn't all it's cracked up to be.

    
    Yeahhh but I mean in all likelihood the odds of being a crab and also getting caught and boiled alive is probably really really low. Most crabs are just living the life of leisure and relaxation, and some even get to live like KINGS.
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    • Lanny
13. 2018-07-12 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #33
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    first time in a long time I've blocked something. I opened up the list and don't remember what most of the stuff on there is or why I blocked it so I was tempted to go through it and find out what I thought was so bothering, but then I remembered at least one of them was a photo of Bill Krozby with his cock out that people were spamming so I changed my mind.
14. 2018-07-12 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Blame it on Lanny, Aldra. I don’t wanna hear it!
15. 2018-07-12 at 5:40 PM UTC

    #35
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I might have to change my avatar to a pile of kittens to counter it.
16. 2018-07-12 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #36
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by ohfralala Blame it on Lanny, Aldra. I don’t wanna hear it!

    
    g i r t h c a n a l
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    • mmQ, 
    • HTS
17. 2018-07-12 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ohhhhh that would be a good screenname.
18. 2018-07-12 at 5:42 PM UTC

    #38
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ohfralala Ohhhhh that would be a good screenname.

    
    No, it wouldn't. Clam down.
19. 2018-07-12 at 5:43 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fag
20. 2018-07-12 at 5:44 PM UTC

    #40
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I can't hear the word clam, let alone clam CHOOOWWWWDAHHH without thinking of xxxombie
    
    I don't even like her
    
    what do