If I were a crab...

1. 2018-07-12 at 5:51 PM UTC

   #41
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by aldra I can't hear the word clam, let alone clam CHOOOWWWWDAHHH without thinking of xxxombie
   
   I don't even like her
   
   what do

   
   I'd try and clam down on the situation.
2. 2018-07-12 at 5:56 PM UTC

   #42
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   kegills huh
3. 2018-07-12 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by ohfralala Blame it on Lanny, Aldra. I don’t wanna hear it!

   
   Why you gotta be so tsun?
4. 2018-07-12 at 6:01 PM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why you gotta be so gay?
5. 2018-07-12 at 6:03 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Baby I was born this way
6. 2018-07-12 at 6:07 PM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Well then don’t ask me why I am the way I am ya derp!
7. 2018-07-12 at 7:21 PM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS I need this. It could be fun maybe. T_T
   
   
   
   
   
   This made me irrationally angry.

   
   It would be fun!! And I’ve never seen Canada. Literally I make all of my friends model for me as I learn more about doing other people’s makeup.
8. 2018-07-12 at 7:27 PM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Pretty sick huh?
   
   
   
   Lol, it already is a local band. One of my biggest semi-guilty pleasures. From time to time I get drunk and blast that shit and make threads out of the lyrics (hence the "double doubles" thread). Also the peekaboo cat behind the banner on ever pages is from their bandcamp page.
   
   

   
   Pahahaha. This. All of it. You would do it. Haha
9. 2018-07-13 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #49
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Ayo Pierre.. do you want to come in here.
10. 2018-07-13 at 6:16 AM UTC

    #50
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    if lannys a crab,
    
    shell be infecting Bill Krozby.
11. 2018-07-13 at 9:50 AM UTC

    #51
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny But just the right age for mom jeans!

    
    Is there a 'right age' ? Oh, god please reply in the negative. Smh...
12. 2018-07-13 at 12:11 PM UTC

    #52
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Lanny I'd be a bit upset with my pot in life.

    
    mind if i pinch that joke from you?
    
    
    
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13. 2018-07-18 at 10:54 AM UTC

    #53
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so what not even one of you thanked that^ so what, did none of you get it? you know pinch, crab, crabs have pinchers, can i pinch that joke from you??? its a pun yeah? my god comedy is lost on you guys, lighten up ffs.
    
    i guess you guys must have a very limited vocrabulary.
    
    
    
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14. 2018-07-18 at 10:58 AM UTC

    #54
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    *vocabulary
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    • The Self Taught Man
15. 2018-07-18 at 11:25 AM UTC

    #55
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by RisiR † *vocabulary

    
    
    I think it was a play on the word crab!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • NARCassist
16. 2018-07-18 at 5:33 PM UTC

    #56
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by RisiR † *vocabulary

    
    vocaburglary
17. 2018-07-18 at 7:08 PM UTC

    #57
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    vurrglaburrglururg
18. 2018-07-18 at 7:31 PM UTC

    #58
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by aldra vurrglaburrglururg

    
    vurrglaburrglururg
    [verb] (ver-glabur-gloo-roo-erg)
    definition: trying to identify a global system of word parameters with a dick in your mouth
    example: "You can't even spell! Where did you get your (pause) vurrglaburrglururg? Frrruhhhmm ahgg Tyybeyyggtyynn myygnnkkh?"
19. 2018-07-18 at 8:09 PM UTC

    #59
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by -SpectraL vurrglaburrglururg
    [verb] (ver-glabur-gloo-roo-erg)
    definition: trying to identify a global system of word parameters with a dick in your mouth
    example: "You can't even spell! Where did you get your (pause) vurrglaburrglururg? Frrruhhhmm ahgg Tyybeyyggtyynn myygnnkkh?"

    
    C.
    
    for participation.
20. 2018-07-18 at 8:43 PM UTC

    #60
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Technologist I think it was a play on the word crab!

    
    take no notice of him he's craycrayfish
    
    
    
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