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  1. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by NARCassist fucking hell lol, i made like a quarter of your entire monthly salary in less than an hour saturday morning. lol, how does that make you feel golm? but yeah, at least you have security tho, right? i mean somebody like you needs to have security in their life. i mean could you imagine yourself having to manage with the kind of uncertainties that i have in my life on a daily basis? all that adventure would give you a heart attack §m£ÂgØL. i mean i'm ok coz i'm a very capable man who can manage pretty much anything life throws at me on the fly, i've been doing so for years and i'm used to it. but you, you keep hold of your security pal, its worth the lower earnings for you to have that in your soft delicate little life mate.d'you know what i mean?



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    Lol, this sounds exactly like one of my uncles. He's a drug dealer.

    What happens when you can't handle that type of shit anymore? Then you're stuck with no experience, no employment history, and more than likely a sizable criminal record
  2. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist fucking hell lol, i made like a quarter of your entire monthly salary in less than an hour saturday morning.

    is there an english saying like pride before falls or something like that ???
  3. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Still boring
  4. Rivotril Houston
    Originally posted by ohfralala Quit burning your Tostitos pizza nigga shit

    *Totinos
    I thought totinos was just a meme.
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I made 25k profit in less than 2 months of serious grind but I'd rather drive for Uber at this point. I've seen up close how quickly one overlooked detail or slip up can cost you everything. Most of the time at least you're still a live, but depending on who you're dealing with, even that's not guaranteed. I don't want to have to be looking over my shoulder my entire life, walking around with 3 prepaid phones and having to run all my traffic through VPNs. Trying to remember which fake name I am today, which wallet to carry around. It's.....it's just not fun anymore. I have ex-friends that you can tell immediately- it's a novelty for them. They walk around with guns for no reason, stay in luxury hotels every night low wads of cash, relish being able to exert what little bit of power they have making their little stable of junkies cower to them. In his mind he's Pablo Escobar writ small. And In a year if he's not in jail for killing someone driving around loaded, of domestic violence, or sales, he'll be homeless or dead.

    I know how resourceful I am, but running dope and counterfeit shit doesn't quite wow anyone on a resume. At this point I'd just as soon finish a Bachelors in biz admin or some shit. Anything.
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by NARCassist niyyiiiice


    justdegeneratethings
  7. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    b a n g e r

  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by stare rape Lol, this sounds exactly like one of my uncles. He's a drug dealer.

    What happens when you can't handle that type of shit anymore? Then you're stuck with no experience, no employment history, and more than likely a sizable criminal record



    Originally posted by CASPER I made 25k profit in less than 2 months of serious grind but I'd rather drive for Uber at this point. I've seen up close how quickly one overlooked detail or slip up can cost you everything. Most of the time at least you're still a live, but depending on who you're dealing with, even that's not guaranteed. I don't want to have to be looking over my shoulder my entire life, walking around with 3 prepaid phones and having to run all my traffic through VPNs. Trying to remember which fake name I am today, which wallet to carry around. It's…..it's just not fun anymore. I have ex-friends that you can tell immediately- it's a novelty for them. They walk around with guns for no reason, stay in luxury hotels every night low wads of cash, relish being able to exert what little bit of power they have making their little stable of junkies cower to them. In his mind he's Pablo Escobar writ small. And In a year if he's not in jail for killing someone driving around loaded, of domestic violence, or sales, he'll be homeless or dead.

    I know how resourceful I am, but running dope and counterfeit shit doesn't quite wow anyone on a resume. At this point I'd just as soon finish a Bachelors in biz admin or some shit. Anything.

    Y'all assuming i'm doing illegal shit when i ain't lol. the closest i'm coming to doing illegal shit is making bash(cutting agent for smack) which i sell to drug dealers for £400 a kilo. other than that i'm just selling shit on ebay. stuff that's laying around or bargains i find in thrift stores.

    i'm definitely thinking about expanding the bash tho and selling it on the DNMs.



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  9. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist Y'all assuming i'm doing illegal shit when i ain't lol. the closest i'm coming to doing illegal shit is making bash(cutting agent for smack) which i sell to drug dealers for £400 a kilo. other than that i'm just selling shit on ebay. stuff that's laying around or bargains i find in thrift stores.

    i'm definitely thinking about expanding the bash tho and selling it on the DNMs.



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    how do you make bash? i want in.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I thought bash meant shit weed
  11. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I thought bash meant shit weed

    every slang term has precisely 1 meaning
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I dunno, I've only heard nogs talking about it in grime
  13. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    i hope his cutting agent throws in a few poppy seeds for authenticity
  14. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    I wonder if something in my nootropic stack is preventing dissociative "holes" because everybody seems to agree that it's easy to hole on o-pce

    Yet I kept feeling "almost there" and taking more and feeling closer and closer and taking more and more until finally my sample was gone.

    Couldn't hole out on 3-MeO-PCP or 3-HO-PCP either, though apparently the consensus is that it's difficult to hole on those

    Still fun though, I hadn't experienced the "dissociative drawl" in a while
  15. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla i hope his cutting agent throws in a few poppy seeds for authenticity

    Hopefully a bit of O-acetylcodeine as well
  16. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stare rape I wonder if something in my nootropic stack is preventing dissociative "holes" because everybody seems to agree that it's easy to hole on o-pce

    Yet I kept feeling "almost there" and taking more and feeling closer and closer and taking more and more until finally my sample was gone.

    Couldn't hole out on 3-MeO-PCP or 3-HO-PCP either, though apparently the consensus is that it's difficult to hole on those

    Still fun though, I hadn't experienced the "dissociative drawl" in a while

    noopept was like narcan for bundy to me. 1000mg did nothing
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    This makes me feel sad in all the right ways.



    It has a "Life is Strange" vibe to it.
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  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by benny vader is there an english saying like pride before falls or something like that ???

    Yes: Pride comes before the fall.

    We have it in Dutch as well.

    Hoogmoed komt voor de val.
  19. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Yes: Pride comes before the fall.

    We have it in Dutch as well.

    Hoogmoed komt voor de val.

    STUPID FAGGOT!
  20. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    I am almost certain that's from life is strange

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