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How to rob a bank and get away with it II

  1. #41
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Well sure but it's barely stealing like it's practically just a donation like a take-a-penny tray, stealing from people who would never even notice is just like taking a few pennies. EVERY TIME.

    It's still wrong. no matter how angry you are at mother.. you should know she wouldn't see it that way. Stealing is Stealing.

    What is wrong with this picture?

  2. #42
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol.
    Is that ur mom ?
  3. #43
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol.
    Is that ur mom ?

    I bet you want to knock the dust off of that
  4. #44
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by S6x It's still wrong. no matter how angry you are at mother.. you should know she wouldn't see it that way. Stealing is Stealing.

    What is wrong with this picture?


    Nothing.
  5. #45
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Nothing.

    would you play with her at your age?
  6. #46
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by S6x I bet you want to knock the dust off of that

    This IS Bad Ideas.
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  7. #47
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by S6x would you play with her at your age?

    Probably not but that doesn't change the nothing wrong factor.
  8. #48
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol pass
  9. #49
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost No but usually after being in a relationship longer than a year is when the floodgates burst and every decent looking female in 100 miles will start taking an interest in you.

    Does this only happen to me?.

    This is how I've had multiple girlfriends twice in my life… I'm not even good looking or that great really but when women see me happy in a relationship they suddenly want me.

    But when I'm single they want nothing to do with me.

    The fuck is wrong with you bitches. No wonder I moved on to traps.


    Same thing here
  10. #50
    fanglekai Yung Blood
    Originally posted by benny vader have you graduated into owning and playing with real guns or are you still stuck with knifes.

    lol.

    bank employees will give it up even if you don't have a weapon!!!!!!!!!! looololololol
  11. #51
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by fanglekai bank employees will give it up even if you don't have a weapon!!!!!!!!!! looololololol

    in other words your still stuck on knifes.

    lolololollllollolol
  12. #52
    fanglekai Yung Blood
    Originally posted by benny vader in other words your still stuck on knifes.

    lolololollllollolol



    I don't work at a bank!!!!!!! LOLOLOLLOL
  13. #53
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by fanglekai I don't work at a bank!!!!!!! LOLOLOLLOL

    You'll still always be a cringey faggot LOLOLLOL!!!!!!
  14. #54
    esbity African Astronaut
    As mmQ said, building up your credit, requesting higher credit limits, then doing cash advances to max out every card/LOC, would likely be better.

    Even better if you did all of this in another persons name. Maybe in multiple peoples name.

    You'd likely get less time for aggravated identity theft than armed robbery. If its state time, then you'd likely get out early on the non-violent crime.
  15. #55
    esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by S6x What is wrong with this picture?


    Everything.
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  17. #57
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by esbity Everything.

    Fag
  18. #58
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by fanglekai Banks are awful to rob. They don't have much actual cash on hand that you can easily get. Tellers have drawer limits, and they're usually not very much. Any time a teller goes over their limit from a large cash deposit they have to "sell" the cash to the bank vault.

    Banks usually require two people to do most things including opening and closing. Managers always leave early so it's usually a teller and an asst manager or teller manager to close up. The asst manager/teller manager can't access shit that the manager can.

    It doesn't matter if the employees are tired or not. Bank training says that bank employees comply with instructions from potential robbers. Training says you'll be fired if you do anything other than hand over the money. Bank employees don't give a fuck because it's not their money and they aren't paid enough to care.




    There isn't an easy way. Vaults are on timers. There are cameras all over that store footage to the cloud. Banks usually have a backup power system to power the cameras and alarms. In the event of a robbery, new employees get questioned harder than old employees. It would be possible to learn the schedule and try to clear out the ATM while it's being reloaded. That's probably the best score as they have $60,000 or so inside, but again, cameras.



    Safe deposit boxes require 2 keys. Bank employees have access to 1 of the keys. Customers have the other key for their own box. You could drill out the locks or try to pick them, but again, cameras and at least one other employee will be around at all times.

    In short, banks aren't a good target. Most of the money is in the ATM and the vault, which is usually on a 15 minute opening timer. You can clean out a few teller drawers in a couple minutes, but you're only going to get ~$2000 max from each teller on a good day.

    You'd have to be pretty naive to think banks don't have a master key to all their safety deposit boxes. What do you think they do if a customer disappears with their key, jackhammer out the old box and install a new one? Give me a break. And, no, vaults are not on timers. Walk into just about any bank and you can plainly see the vault is wide open during business hours. The manager leaves early? How the fuck would you know? And ATMs usually contain about $100,000 during open hours, and less than $10,000 during non-business hours. I don't know where you're getting your info, but you should change subscriptions.
  19. #59
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by S6x What is wrong with this picture?


    Tits aren't level. The right tit is way lower than the left tit. One staring off in one direction, and the other staring off in another.
  20. #60
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Tits aren't level. The right tit is way lower than the left tit. One staring off in one direction, and the other staring off in another.

    do you want to really know whats wrong with that picture ???

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