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I got fired from my job
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2016-06-01 at 2:12 PM UTCBill Krozbydogs are your only hope
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2016-06-01 at 5:37 PM UTC
I actually might be able to pull that off as a door guy. Just I fucking hate wearing a monkey suit and having to shave/ get a haircut because I'm a big hippie/ rebel
I actually am thinking about trying to sue my old workplace so I can get a bunch of tattoos, guitar equipment, and a Bill Krozbydog stand, I just need to get myself together a little bit, I've been depressed laying in bed for the last week.
I didn't do all that bullshit for them for nothing to be treated like a wild lil homo by some bald faggot for nothing. fuck that.
You could also become a rickshaw driver.
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2016-06-01 at 7:25 PM UTC
^why would I want to be in a stoner movie? and anyways I'm actually a fairly convincing actor. And I'm going to get a cat this week. Not sure If I want it to kill me but I will train it to box with me.
What you described was a stoner movie. You even fail being a loser. -
2016-06-01 at 10:43 PM UTC
You could also become a rickshaw driver.
I thought about that last summer, here in texas we call them pedicabs, and they are generally hippies that make a lot of money, but I couldn't pass the background check due to my criminal history.
I'm trying to sober up, the last few days I've cut down on the drinking, but I feel completely out of wack all ive been doing is sleeping and then I wake up, have a brew and listen to coast to coast then go back to sleep. I'm actually planning on applying as a waiter at an ice house down the street from me friday because they make good tips there
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2016-06-01 at 10:43 PM UTC
What you described was a stoner movie. You even fail being a loser.
That is the stupidest thing I've read in the last 4 days. -
2016-06-01 at 10:51 PM UTC
Hahaha, this guy. I went from disliking Bill Krozby due to his banality to being regularly amused by life. It's almost as if he's living to be cuck'd by us.
You would know a thing or two about banality considering you never leave your house, have a tiny dick, and the only pussy you get is your cat. I live for myself, and none of you idiots have ever cucked me. -
2016-06-02 at 2:07 AM UTC
no I'm not, I'm only going to have one more drink. plus I've been seeing a girl that likes me
Nothing says "let's get sober" like long blocks of time doing nothing and new relationships -
2016-06-02 at 3:55 AM UTCseriously Bill Krozby, you need to accept that work isn't just doing drugs and talking shit to niggers. you need to give them a reason to want to pay you, and at the very least show a little respect to your superiors - fine if you don't like them; professionalism means doing your job without letting it get in the way. if that's too much, find another job where you won't have to report to someone you hate.
a lot of people with similar mindsets to you seem to think they don't need to change, they just need to find something they're more suited to - even in their/your perfect job there will always be people you need to 'network' with, people you report to and some expectation of discipline and restraint.
even if you were to start your own business, people would not come back for a second Bill Krozbydog after you talk shit to them and fuck up their order due to bongs, adderall and FAS.
even in the case of total societal breakdown there's only so much you can do yourself and you'd have to maintain relations with other people to keep yourself fed, clothed and sheltered.
what I'm saying is you don't seem the type who flatly rejects working for a living, but you have a lot of trouble accepting general principles of a workplace. you'd be happier and better-adjusted in a well-paying job you enjoy (or at least don't hate), but there's no way you're getting that 'dream job' if every employer on your resume/CV says you're a total cunt.
be more professional at work. save getting rekt for after work.
since you're not in a 'career'-type job, just work hard, don't fuck up and mouth off, and move to something else if you don't like it or get too bored. don't ruin your relationship with previous employers; they'll be the ones your next employers will refer to when deciding whether it's a good idea to hire you. -
2016-06-02 at 4:16 AM UTC
seriously Bill Krozby, you need to accept that work isn't just doing drugs and talking shit to niggers. you need to give them a reason to want to pay you, and at the very least show a little respect to your superiors - fine if you don't like them; professionalism means doing your job without letting it get in the way. if that's too much, find another job where you won't have to report to someone you hate.
a lot of people with similar mindsets to you seem to think they don't need to change, they just need to find something they're more suited to - even in their/your perfect job there will always be people you need to 'network' with, people you report to and some expectation of discipline and restraint.
even if you were to start your own business, people would not come back for a second Bill Krozbydog after you talk shit to them and fuck up their order due to bongs, adderall and FAS.
even in the case of total societal breakdown there's only so much you can do yourself and you'd have to maintain relations with other people to keep yourself fed, clothed and sheltered.
what I'm saying is you don't seem the type who flatly rejects working for a living, but you have a lot of trouble accepting general principles of a workplace. you'd be happier and better-adjusted in a well-paying job you enjoy (or at least don't hate), but there's no way you're getting that 'dream job' if every employer on your resume/CV says you're a total cunt.
be more professional at work. save getting rekt for after work.
since you're not in a 'career'-type job, just work hard, don't fuck up and mouth off, and move to something else if you don't like it or get too bored. don't ruin your relationship with previous employers; they'll be the ones your next employers will refer to when deciding whether it's a good idea to hire you.
Take this advice to heart Bill Krozby, it's the best you'll get on NiS. -
2016-06-02 at 7:07 AM UTCBill Krozby, have you ever attempted to become a professional gigolo? I feel this would make for a fine tale.
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2016-06-02 at 2:19 PM UTC
seriously Bill Krozby, you need to accept that work isn't just doing drugs and talking shit to niggers. you need to give them a reason to want to pay you, and at the very least show a little respect to your superiors - fine if you don't like them; professionalism means doing your job without letting it get in the way. if that's too much, find another job where you won't have to report to someone you hate.
a lot of people with similar mindsets to you seem to think they don't need to change, they just need to find something they're more suited to - even in their/your perfect job there will always be people you need to 'network' with, people you report to and some expectation of discipline and restraint.
even if you were to start your own business, people would not come back for a second Bill Krozbydog after you talk shit to them and fuck up their order due to bongs, adderall and FAS.
even in the case of total societal breakdown there's only so much you can do yourself and you'd have to maintain relations with other people to keep yourself fed, clothed and sheltered.
what I'm saying is you don't seem the type who flatly rejects working for a living, but you have a lot of trouble accepting general principles of a workplace. you'd be happier and better-adjusted in a well-paying job you enjoy (or at least don't hate), but there's no way you're getting that 'dream job' if every employer on your resume/CV says you're a total cunt.
be more professional at work. save getting rekt for after work.
since you're not in a 'career'-type job, just work hard, don't fuck up and mouth off, and move to something else if you don't like it or get too bored. don't ruin your relationship with previous employers; they'll be the ones your next employers will refer to when deciding whether it's a good idea to hire you.
I'm of a different mind. Self-sufficiency. Standalone ingenuity. Autonomy. This is the key to satisfied living. The way I've always lived life is I take care of myself, and I don't need a single fellow human being in order to survive. Sure, I can always use what I want from others, but that doesn't directly translate to a need of them. Reliance only makes you weak. Partnerships make you lazy. Unions make you dumb. And sure, you can always take what you need from the knowledge of others, but you don't have to need it. You have the ability to figure anything out on your own, without any help at all from a fellow human being: that is the pinnacle of success and happiness. You don't need money. You don't need cars. You don't need houses. Instead, you can tie yourself to the earth, to the wind, to the elements, to the chances of fortune, and to the chances of misfortune, a mighty ship sailing an ocean of possibilities. That is truth. That is pure living. That is much preferable to slavery and subjugation and stagnation.
"All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer by..." ~ John Masefield -
2016-06-02 at 3:21 PM UTC
I'm of a different mind. Self-sufficiency. Standalone ingenuity. Autonomy. This is the key to satisfied living. The way I've always lived life is I take care of myself, and I don't need a single fellow human being in order to survive. Sure, I can always use what I want from others, but that doesn't directly translate to a need of them. Reliance only makes you weak. Partnerships make you lazy. Unions make you dumb. And sure, you can always take what you need from the knowledge of others, but you don't have to need it. You have the ability to figure anything out on your own, without any help at all from a fellow human being: that is the pinnacle of success and happiness. You don't need money. You don't need cars. You don't need houses. Instead, you can tie yourself to the earth, to the wind, to the elements, to the chances of fortune, and to the chances of misfortune, a mighty ship sailing an ocean of possibilities. That is truth. That is pure living. That is much preferable to slavery and subjugation and stagnation.
That's how you die a lonely toothless faggot. People need people. when was the last time you got a hug?
"All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer by…" ~ John Masefield -
2016-06-02 at 8:32 PM UTC
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2016-06-02 at 9:17 PM UTC
…People need people…
Fuck people. People are what got us all into this in the first place. -
2016-06-02 at 9:24 PM UTC
Fuck people. People are what got us all into this in the first place.
I don't personally want you to, but I think this is the part where someone suggests you kill yourself. -
2016-06-02 at 9:32 PM UTC
I don't personally want you to, but I think this is the part where someone suggests you kill yourself.
Then that would be the part where I tell them they don't scare me. -
2016-06-02 at 10:17 PM UTCWord.
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2016-06-03 at 12:28 AM UTC
Word.
This is my fetish! -
2016-06-03 at 2:50 AM UTC^she needs booby tassels...
anyways yeah you guys are right, I definitely lost my cool. But after six months of not sleeping (I would work 6pm-430am) four days in a row every week, drinking heavily and hating the people that would come in the store (ton's a niggers asking to use the bathroom to go do drugs in) and drunk assholes coming in (everyone I work with does drugs or drinks while on the job and acts like a dick because its almost necessary for dealing with those idiots.
It just wore me out, I think especially the no sleep thing. Plus I almost completely stopped getting laid, girls didn't want to hang out with me because I never had a weekend off , never could go out on a friday night, and most people tend to work 9-5 jobs, and when they get off work I'm heading into work. plus panthrax or 4j would text me to come hang on tinychat but I couldn't, when I'd come up the only idiots on there would be tort and hts "fagging it up"
It was probably a good thing I got fired, all the cool people started getting fired or getting other jobs. They started hiring people that are easily manipulated that I had no interest in talking to. (I'm kind of an edgelord and hate normies)
I guess a part of me just stopped giving a fuck and I started doing whatever I wanted, at least I was able to save up some money. I just feel all out of wack right now and have been sleeping a lot. I fucked myself up real bad drinking every single day and not sleeping.
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2016-06-03 at 6:33 AM UTChappens to everyone from time to time, usually not to that extent though. you need a little more self-control. I've read in a bunch of places the traditional 'mid-life crisis' tends to hit people younger and younger, so it might be that you need to decide on what you want and set some attainable goals*.
lanny's right about one thing at least, quitting work and taking time off is not conducive to getting clean for most people. even if you do stay off it for a while, it's only a matter of time before you get super bored and start thinking 'just one drink won't hurt' up until you wake up in the alley behind your apartment the following afternoon
*it's ironic as fuck I should post that, I know
