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2018-06-25 at 11:07 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-25 at 11:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by Manonfire Man I do
Idk what else to do
i just told you. this isnt a days or weeks or even months remedy. based on that pic youve spent your life sitting on your ass with zero athletic expression and your body is adapted to vegetative mode. youre going to need a full on lifestyle change...meaning effort and devotion. youll get back what you put in...no more, no less.
first you need to start working out with light-ish weights to teach your body how to be not-sedentary. dont worry about building muscle mass...you need to train your tendons and ligaments how not to rip off your bones after decades of unterutilization. work out for about two days a weeks...doing light stuff...for about four months.
then start working out three or four days a week for about six more months.
after that you can start working out like 'normal.'The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-25 at 11:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by joerell If Finny the psychopath can flood the threads with 100's of insane homosexual butt fucking comments just like WellHung does with his BS how are a few GIFS going to irritate you…look at the source of the problem and why it was right to ban both these idiots. I also don't make threads on useless topics or spread hate. I would say they are more than weird and in need of serious therapy.
im going to flood your colon with so much of my testicular goo that the eruption out of your nostrils and ears is going to make 'old faithful' look like a drippy sink faucet -
2018-06-25 at 11:22 PM UTC
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2018-06-25 at 11:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist i can totally imagine it being pretty funny, for about the first 3 days that he did it. after that it just became a mediocre comedian constantly retelling the same joke over and over again. its boring after that, unless you're pretty small minded, i suppose.
dont flatter yourself thinking im trying to humor you. this is pure, unadulterated foreplay. all the foreplay youre going to get before i use the head of my cock to turn your carcass into a closed-casket funeral. -
2018-06-25 at 11:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by Scrawny The 👻 Its different every time though, he can turn literally any post into some twisted version about him raping you.
And that's fucking beautiful. It seems like he just repeats himself but like I said if you take the time to read some of his posts you will see how clever and hillareous they are.
And I'm sure he doesn't put any effort into it at all, this is just what his brain comes up with on the spot.
Its literally art.
THANK YOU!
the 2nd or 3rd time lanny banned me i was literally shitposting at the same time i was taking a graded online exam. -
2018-06-25 at 11:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by joerell I don't care either because I already know Finny is an idiot with limited intelligence and this is what he appeals to. Like WellHung and his rape threads. Still no doubt disturbed losers and probably the same in real life.
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2018-06-25 at 11:24 PM UTC
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2018-06-25 at 11:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by Archer513 I could have that dude swoll in 10-12 mths
hes a borderline vegetable...his physiology has no idea what to do. theres more to fitness than size.
i know some dude who went from 'normal' to huge in about that time frame but every other workout hed have to take two weeks off because he pulled this or sprained that or something hurts. -
2018-06-25 at 11:30 PM UTC
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2018-06-25 at 11:52 PM UTC
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2018-06-25 at 11:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by Archer513 Only takes a month to tighten up the ligaments. Another month to get all the lactic acid in check. Shit ton of protein/amino acids and 7 months later 25lbs of muscle 👍🏻 Check out the book ‘power eating’ it is a go to.
it takes months...plural...for connective tissue (ligaments/tendons) to PROPERLY acclimate from a sedentary lifestyle to one needed to support unaccustomed muscle and its use.
im basing that on lowest common denominator. there are probably people who can go from desk jockey anorexic to strongman competition in six months. there are also people who start out as a desk jockey anorexic and after a year of light/medium training still catch shin splints, muscle tears, and other assorted injuries doing warmups.
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2018-06-26 at 12:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by joerell Don't listen to the moronic butt fucker…he's a loser. My first observation is that you're very depressed and if you're taking any meds this could be your main problem. If not, before starting any training program you need to do blood and urine tests first, a stress test and check what vitamins and minerals you need or if you have any parasites or toxins present. Most druggies have these issues and you'll get nowhere unless you have these facts first by getting off all recreational drugs. Then you need a good diet with sufficient protein and removal of all junk food with lots of water daily to flush the system out. Lifting even minimal weights at this point won't help much if your mental status is poor with no focus. Why you need a program that teaches both psychological strength and strong work outs to build confidence. I would start with something like Aikido from an expert and a school where you can make friends for support and no steroid use. Even three times a week would be good to start with and slowly add weights along with a secondary sport like running, cycling or swimming. Something you like and that doesn't bore you. You've been like this for some time…rushing into a dramatic life change will only make you more frustrated and less excited. Most important factor…don't listen to anyone negative and push yourself positively even if you fall back a few times. This is something you do individually and with your teacher you set goals.
the fuck are you going on about.
parasites...vitamin deficiency...the fuck you living, mogadishu or some shithole...they dont have that shit in first world countries to justify you making that assumption first thing off the bat.
youre over complicating this you fucking retard. hes just starting this thing and youre making it more difficult than it needs to be.
post nude selfies. i want to see what your physique looks like.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-26 at 12:04 AM UTC
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2018-06-26 at 12:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by joerell Professor asks men to send her pictures of their penises to help measure self esteem - The College Fix
www.thecollegefix.com
im a doctor.
post nude selfies.
for my research. -
2018-06-26 at 12:05 AM UTCim going to start my own study of vaginas
everyone send me pics of your vagina along with some tidbits of trivia about yourself.
its for research purposes
definitely not for fap material purposes -
2018-06-26 at 12:06 AM UTC
