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  1. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by NARCassist i'd love to be there the day your slave master decides you're surplus to requirements.



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    That will never happen to me because I'm special
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL That will never happen to me because I'm special

    they all think that



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  3. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    But I know it
  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL But I know it

    don't they all?



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  5. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Jesus Christ be praised
  6. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Bless your hearts

  7. Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Jesus Christ be praised

    Halley Looya
  8. the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    anyone figure out where the hookers are at online my brothers birthday is coming up and i need a big black bitch.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Want some free opiates?

    Watching your soon-to-be-Exhibit-B drum molestation video, it occurred to me that you and dissociator another tard or two should form a noise/nonsense rock band and make songs about chugging cough syrup and pulling barbecue forks on your parents because they said you should get a job. In this climate, it seems like just the thing that some faggots like Pitchfork would call "…honest, visceral….a searing indictment of an administration in cognitive turmoil, and for whom objective truths mean little."

    we have a band already

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  11. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra there usually comes a point where you have to start sucking the rungs to move up the ladder

    to clarify: if §m£ÂgØL or anyone else is happy with what they're doing and/or moving up the totem pole, good for them - too many people I've known treat it like the only important measure of status though, and managers as a general group have always seemed rather slimy to me.

    I could have done this at sears, all my managers were massive sucks to corporate. I guess it didn't matter in the end since the company went bankrupt, I just wanted to do drugs and all my co workers would tell me "You should be team leader man it looks easy!" and I was like "Thats exactly why I don't want to do it, too easy, everything becomes my responsibility and for only another $10 an hour FUCK THAT"
  12. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Ghost I could have done this at sears, all my managers were massive sucks to corporate. I guess it didn't matter in the end since the company went bankrupt, I just wanted to do drugs and all my co workers would tell me "You should be team leader man it looks easy!" and I was like "Thats exactly why I don't want to do it, too easy, everything becomes my responsibility and for only another $10 an hour FUCK THAT"

    This is essentially what I'm doing. Double the pay but unholy amounts of responsibility. I only plan to use it to get a better paying job, since this company probably won't pay me what I want. Likely I can't get exactly the same job without moving states, but the experience and reference will be massively helpful in finding a job in the same field, despite my current lack of a degree. I'm sure I could probably lie and say I had one and they wouldn't even look into it, but that's not my style.
  13. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]


    New AI sexdoll:

  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by the pat-man anyone figure out where the hookers are at online my brothers birthday is coming up and i need a big black bitch.

    https://www.adultseek.com/us/



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL I'm sure I could probably lie and say I had one and they wouldn't even look into it, but that's not my style.

    right little jobsworth ain't ya?



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  16. Scrawny The 👻 Houston (banned) [tame my contributory fire-wheel]
    IM A WORDSWORTH NIGGA

  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Word



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by the pat-man anyone figure out where the hookers are at online my brothers birthday is coming up and i need a big black bitch.

    ruby in miami do ya?



    https://www.adultseek.com/RUBYRUBY



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'd go for her myself tho.



    https://www.adultseek.com/eeslistings

    they prolly got more tho

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  20. Scrawny The 👻 Houston (banned) [tame my contributory fire-wheel]
    Growing up on the internet sucks.

    All Escort ads look like malicious links to me.

    I probably turned down dozens of real LIVE women NEAR ME thinking it was some Russian hacker trying to steal my credit card #

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