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  1. #41
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I think grey hair is sexy

    Only when it’s long tho

    Those streaks 😍
  2. #42
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Butter does that too…

    you should see if you could sell a kilo of butter as cocaine then.



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  3. #43
    Originally posted by NARCassist you should see if you could sell a kilo of butter as cocaine then.



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    Well I'm sure cocaine and butter are not the only universal substances that melt at my touch, chocolate and women's hearts spring to mind as a couple of others.
  4. #44
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    Originally posted by Archer513 I think grey hair is sexy

    Only when it’s long tho

    Those streaks 😍


    I'm trying to grow out some grey streaks- but it's taking too damn long to naturally grow out! My daughter doesn't want me to do it..., but I think it's cool, too!
  5. #45
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Applebottm I'm trying to grow out some grey streaks- but it's taking too damn long to naturally grow out! My daughter doesn't want me to do it…, but I think it's cool, too!

    😍 doooooo it!

    Gotta be long tho.
  6. #46
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well I'm sure cocaine and butter are not the only universal substances that melt at my touch, chocolate and women's hearts spring to mind as a couple of others.

    Dont you have a coworker that needs your flirting?
  7. #47
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Dont you have a coworker that needs your flirting?

    I don't have coworkers, I have underlings remember.
  8. #48
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Whatever they're called...
  9. #49
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    Originally posted by Archer513 😍 doooooo it!

    Gotta be long tho.

    I was going to post a pic, but i couldn't for some reason. Anyhoo... How ya doin' Archiemon?
  10. #50
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Grey hair on a woman is never attractive…neither is body hair.



    Should the carpet match the drapes?
  11. #51
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    Originally posted by stl1 Should the carpet match the drapes?

    Yup!! you know it!! I've got the shagg carpeting... thingy, to go with! ;)
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #52
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Does your apple bottom have worms?

    lol
  13. #53
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Doesn’t anyone agree with me about the taste being like walking out into the snow and you smell the air after your nose freezes immediately on the inside? Or am I crazy? Maybe it’s the way the air smells when it’s cold af outside or something. Maybe this is a thing that only happens when you live somewhere your cold ass air travels over a huge freshwater lake from a bunch of giant dirt ball cities
  14. #54
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    worms? nah...



    a huge sausage, maybe.....! :)
  15. #55
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I didn't mean an old lady with most of her hair receeding for fuck sakes.

    there are younger women around 30ish-40ish with tight bodies or even slightly full figured coming out of Yoga Pilati whatever with silver hair.

    Maybe they dye it that way?

    the other thing is Orange and Blue hair on women with short lesbian haircuts is weird to me. it's not really punk. Im curious if it's a message.. codie .. something codie with their hair
  16. #56
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I met a nice petite brunette once and we went out and had a good time, but then she started bugging me for cash for cocaine, so I said no. But she kept on asking, so I said, OK, I'll give you a hundred bucks, but that's the last I want to see of you. So she took the cash and left, but then the next day I got a message through a friend that she was sorry and wanted to see me again, and I told the friend to tell her no. So a couple of days later the same friend comes and tells me she said if I don't see her again she's going to cut all her hair off. So I told my friend to just ignore her. About a week later, I was walking by a restaurant and I looked in and she was sitting alone at a table, and she was completely bald. Then she saw me and looked at me with this really sad look, and I just paused and then kept walking.

    so didn't you even give her a bottle of your spectral DNC?





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  17. #57
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by NARCassist so didn't you even give her a bottle of your spectral DNC?





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    I've never been a shampoo.
  18. #58
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Well I wouldn't know.. I don't live in Florida the cocaine capital of the world.

    But you would be surprised who I met doing it at parties. I just didn't hang over them and rejected offers to do it.

    youre an idiot.

    everyone knows the cocaine capital of the universe is peru
  19. #59
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Young face
    Grey or white hair

    Hot








    Old face
    Not hot
  20. #60
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i got grey hair



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