2018-06-06 at 12:34 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
no one on the internet is getting first pussy.
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2018-06-06 at 12:37 PM UTC
or first dick, whatever that is.
2018-06-06 at 3:46 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
Hey Jill, if you’re reading this, come to michigan and I’ll be your sugar momma 💕
2018-06-06 at 3:50 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
I have money lmao. I just hate going to the store when I’m not getting paid to do it.
2018-06-06 at 3:53 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
Jill and I are like Twinsies from parallel universes, except my booty isn’t that fantastic anymore. The other aspects of our lives align very well. She should come be my sugar baby and bring her arsenal so we can be bad bitches together. I’ve always wanted a bad bitch in my life.
2018-06-06 at 3:58 PM UTC
joerell
African Astronaut
[twine our circinate supersymmetry]
Your mother called...she wants her purse back.
2018-06-06 at 4:06 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Red_Woman
or first dick, whatever that is.
That would be a male virgin.
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joerell
African Astronaut
[twine our circinate supersymmetry]
I learned enough...later.
2018-06-06 at 6:07 PM UTC
I like that oldschool westcoast rap. Makes you sack your khakis and reverse your cap.
2018-06-06 at 6:32 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Aleister Crowley said it way back in the early 1900's.
"Hail! Ye twin warriors about the pillars of the world (World Trade Center), for your time is nigh at hand!"
2018-06-06 at 6:54 PM UTC
(Huge,idiotic,made-up leap in logic)<——that reason