"Ellaria Sand" = Best new poster

1. 2018-06-03 at 12:45 AM UTC

   #61
   EllariaSand African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala Ohhhh there were plenty of times Brenda made me laugh out of sheer disbelief.
   
   I’ll never forgive Stunna for putting me on 3 way with her.

   
   Holy fucking crap balls that must have been hysterical 🤣🤣
   
   
   @finny......kind of like this
   
   
2. 2018-06-03 at 12:47 AM UTC

   #62
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by EllariaSand Holy fucking crap balls that must have been hysterical 🤣🤣
   
   
   @finny……kind of like this
   
   

   
   what about the orifices. what state or repair or disrepair are they in. cobwebs. wildlife in-residence. etc.
3. 2018-06-03 at 12:49 AM UTC

   #63
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   But why ? I haven’t seen anything I like
4. 2018-06-03 at 12:49 AM UTC

   #64
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah it was funny but I couldn’t laugh bc...well we were on the phone. So I just choked the entire time.
   
   She went on and on about trying to get a sales associate job at Dillards but she wanted top dollar and wasn’t accepting less. You know being a petroleum engineer and all.
5. 2018-06-03 at 12:50 AM UTC

   #65
   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   Those orifices of hers were sealed closed years ago due to lack of interest
6. 2018-06-03 at 12:51 AM UTC

   #66
   EllariaSand African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala Yeah it was funny but I couldn’t laugh bc…well we were on the phone. So I just choked the entire time.
   
   She went on and on about trying to get a sales associate job at Dillards but she wanted top dollar and wasn’t accepting less. You know being a petroleum engineer and all.

   
   Bwahahaha 😂😂😂
7. 2018-06-03 at 12:54 AM UTC

   #67
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by EllariaSand Those orifices of hers were sealed closed years ago due to lack of interest

   
   id still hit it...
8. 2018-06-03 at 12:56 AM UTC

   #68
   xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]

   Originally posted by infinityshock what about the orifices. what state or repair or disrepair are they in. cobwebs. wildlife in-residence. etc.

   
   
   Believe me, those are not orifices you wanna be in. JS
9. 2018-06-03 at 12:56 AM UTC

   #69
   EllariaSand African Astronaut

   Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox Believe me, those are not orifices you wanna be in. JS

   
   Right!!
   
   LMFAO 😂😂😂
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10. 2018-06-03 at 12:57 AM UTC

    #70
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by EllariaSand Those orifices of hers were sealed closed years ago due to lack of interest

    
    Don't underestimate the thirst you find on NIS.
11. 2018-06-03 at 12:58 AM UTC

    #71
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Primitive
12. 2018-06-03 at 1:15 AM UTC

    #72
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala Ohhhh there were plenty of times Brenda made me laugh out of sheer disbelief.
    
    I’ll never forgive Stunna for putting me on 3 way with her.

    
    Lmfao. She was a mess.
13. 2018-06-03 at 1:34 AM UTC

    #73
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Hi soyb<3

    
    Hey secksy bebe.
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14. 2018-06-03 at 1:42 AM UTC

    #74
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Lmfao. She was a mess.

    
    My little partner in crime. The shit we used to scheme lol. That part of DH I miss.
15. 2018-06-03 at 1:55 AM UTC

    #75
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Me too<3
16. 2018-06-03 at 2:02 AM UTC

    #76
    

    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]

    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Lmfao. She was a mess.

    
    Brenda didn't know she was on three way I'm guessing.
    
    Haha.
17. 2018-06-03 at 2:39 AM UTC

    #77
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Jesus Christ you guys find an IRC server to take over with all these shitposts about absolutely nothing
18. 2018-06-03 at 2:39 AM UTC

    #78
    

    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    No.
19. 2018-06-03 at 2:41 AM UTC

    #79
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Kinks Jesus Christ you guys find an IRC server to take over with all these shitposts about absolutely nothing

    
    Tell us about Zok 😙
20. 2018-06-03 at 2:42 AM UTC

    #80
    

    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kinks Jesus Christ you guys find an IRC server to take over with all these shitposts about absolutely nothing

    
    Why hadn't you thought of that?