2018-06-02 at 10:10 PM UTC
My ejaculate volume can reach several liters, which some people, and nearly all women, find disconcerting. I achieve these levels since my ejaculate includes not only sperm and prostatic fluid, but various liquids accrued in my midriff as a result of severe alcoholic edema, my liver having succumbed to cirrhosis several decades ago. As a result my seminal emissions have a bright orange colour, and are exceedingly foul smelling.
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2018-06-02 at 10:55 PM UTC
Ellaria my dear, some women find my supranormal volume to be quite invigorating. It is, amongst other virtues, a most economic colonic. In addition since it is bright orange and tends to stain every surface it comes in contact with, it is a cheap and easy alternative to spray tan. I would not write off my sexual prowess so cheaply my dear.
2018-06-02 at 11:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock
tactical dildo
No need, I think I'm in here.
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2018-06-02 at 11:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock
tactical dildo
What is your first language. Chances are one of my boyfriends speak it. Assuming they will answer their mobile-telephones to me.
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2018-06-02 at 11:38 PM UTC
Ellaria when are you going to upload naked pictures of yourself for me to beat my meat to?
2018-06-02 at 11:44 PM UTC
But Ellaria I am exceedingly old and horny.
2018-06-02 at 11:49 PM UTC
xox_LJ_xox
African Astronaut
[the cut facile neurotrichus]
Wasnât there a comment somewhere, from the NIS, about how lame the DHâers were fighting between each other?
There sure is a lot of testosterone being thrown around between the NIS crew today. JS
2018-06-02 at 11:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox
Wasnât there a comment somewhere, from the NIS, about how lame the DHâers were fighting between each other?
There sure is a lot of testosterone being thrown around between the NIS crew today. JS
And thatâs pretty lame đđ
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2018-06-02 at 11:51 PM UTC
I think they're soul mates destined to be together.
2018-06-02 at 11:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox
Wasnât there a comment somewhere, from the NIS, about how lame the DHâers were fighting between each other?
There sure is a lot of testosterone being thrown around between the NIS crew today. JS
I'm not part of the NIS "crew", and my body hasn't produced its own testosterone since 1994. I'm on artificial bull hormones.
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