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The moment when I realized every conspiracy theory was right

  1. #21
    We so woke right now
  2. #22
    3 men and a baby
  3. #23
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Amazing that nobody's done One Baby With One Hammer yet.
  4. #24
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 1 guy 1 jar.

    i fap to that on a regular basis.

    and due to that stopped using glass objects as orifice plunderation utensils. for the most part.
  5. #25
    2 girls one cup is hot.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Codebeta I think the squirels in my area are being doped up. I was walking through a fairly dense bush area and all of a sudden 10 really friendly squirrels approached me. Big eyes and hyper. It was actually hilarious and unusual.

    Maybe you look like someone who has been feeding them, or they have rabies. Rabies will cause animals to come right up to you.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel 2 girls one cup is hot.

    I spent hours fapping to the original video (Hungry Bitches). It's great. Brazil has the best women and the best porn. All the horse stuff I like comes from there.
  8. #28
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein I spent hours fapping to the original video (Hungry Bitches). It's great. Brazil has the best women and the best porn. All the horse stuff I like comes from there.

    south america is where all the nazis live
  9. #29
    xy0 Houston
    Originally posted by infinityshock south america is where all the nazis live

    Why? It seems pretty ethnic, dirty, and corrupted to me. i've heard this in a variety of different sources, where can I learn more?
  10. #30
    Originally posted by infinityshock south america is where all the nazis live

    So the girls taking horse cocks in the pussy and ass are descended from Nazis? My dick just got harder.
  11. #31
    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel When they fucking buried Bin Laden at Sea man.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Osama_bin_Laden#Handling_of_the_body

    That was the moment in my life where my perception of reality broke and it was obvious they just didn't give a fuck who knows that the whole terrorism thing was fake.

    How was I ever supposed to believe those ISIS beheading videos?, MAYBE IF THEY DIDN'T BURY BIN LADEN AT SEA I would be able to trust groups like

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SITE_Intelligence_Group

    Seriously have you ever watched the beheading videos? NOBODY GETS FUCKING BEHEADED!! ITS FAKE BULLSHIT!!! I grew up on the internet in the early and mid 2000's I have seen one guy one jar, Two dudes one hammer, YMC gore videos, Actual fucking beheadings and extreme brutal shit, US marine videos of them shooting off the legs of children and laughing about it, people torturing and abusing animals, setting cats on fire, child abuse. I have seen some very dark shit and it makes the ISIS videos look like a youtube prank channel.

    In my mind ISIS is not some evil jihadi group that kills the innocent for allah and is brutal and sadistic. I picture them more like a bunch of Bankers huddled over a table in a bunker in the middle east somewhere and they are financed by various governments and Murray stands up and says "Alright, these goyim won't know what hit them…"



    Seriously Though, How am I not supposed to applaud when someone drives a truck through a crowd of people or bombs and airport or something?.
    At least I can actually believe in terrorists because it's real, not some bullshit made up by a bunch of suits trying to trick me.

    Who was the fucking idiot that said "Hey guys let bury him at sea, I'm sure this won't start like a million conspiracy theories and make us look sketchy as fuck"

    I don't even think anything shady was going on with the whole Bin Laden thing until they decide to bury the body at sea.. that makes me question EVERYTHING I know about global politics from like, the past 100 years, which in turn makes me question a lot of other things and I have spent this entire time becoming more and more disillusioned with the world.

    I now believe there are multiple dimensions and basically nothing is real anymore, triangular logic.

    I am just now realizing how much this has affected me.

    Hello meth
  12. #32
    Actually wrote that high on weed
  13. #33
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Apparently the south of Brazil is quite Germanic, but they have problems with la creaturas that inhabit the rest of the country and want independence.

    Those big butt castiza girls are hot though, I would race mix.
  14. #34
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Soyfag Apparently the south of Brazil is quite Germanic, but they have problems with la creaturas that inhabit the rest of the country and want independence.

    Those big butt castiza girls are hot though, I would race mix.

    stfu zanick, you faggot
  15. #35
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I don't believe ALL conspiracy theories are true but I definitely believe this world is BS due to the sea burial of Bin Laden! I just like to provide for my own self.
  16. #36
    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
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